Official Joke Thread!

[AJ]

That's the spelling bee champion in me. :headache:

[tpunx99GSX]

what do you call nuts on a wall?









Wallnuts, what do you call nuts in a chest?













Chestnuts, what do you call nuts on a chin?
















You tell me fag. LOL

[A//// Guy]

Thats soo old.

[1QUICK4]

What did R Kelly say to Michael Jackson???



















Got two fives for a ten?

[Jakey]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as
she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin, and I'm driving the dam SALT TRUCK!

[john]

HA HA HA HA

[tpunx99GSX]

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a
hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly
there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the
beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager, "he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted
his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my
mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the
sauna and went to the bathroom.
He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised
their eyebrows and stared at him The hillbilly finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax.

[TheBlizzard]

Then a guy named Tom says " want me to grab that for you"?

[JiN]

Lol.

[A//// Guy]

LOL owned