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1ViciousGSX
03-30-2010, 11:24 PM
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.

:rollinglaugh:
tehehodi
03-31-2010, 12:02 AM
Lmao!!!!! that was good
LingLing
03-31-2010, 12:03 AM
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.

:rollinglaugh:

:rollinglaugh: Awesome!!!!
Matt D.
03-31-2010, 08:27 AM
Anonymous source:

"After the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I noticed numerous bad jokes on the Internet by people defaming Cajuns as `not too smart'.
Let me state categorically that I completely disagree with that assessment.
Anybody who builds a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it with Democrats is a genius."
cmspaz
03-31-2010, 08:28 AM
Lol!
Kracka
03-31-2010, 08:39 AM
Anybody who builds a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it with Democrats is a genius."
:D Nice!
twisted954
03-31-2010, 11:32 AM
Hahahahahahahahaha
1G_DSM
04-05-2010, 08:32 PM
Today's word is: Fluctuations


I was at my bank today; there was a short line..There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
1ViciousGSX
04-06-2010, 09:34 AM
Lmao
awd-drifter
04-07-2010, 02:16 PM
lmao!! good one.

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would
be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career"