Whatsup From Slowboy??!!!

[SBR Joe]

[quote=spinz4;194741]Oh and I have one more strike to you guys..

This guy that lives down the road from me bought one of your 2.3 strokers. Don't think he had a problem with shipping. But, he was told by one of your salesmen that he would have to have AEM EMS to run 272's.....

WTF is that?? quote]


GOOD QUESTION!! I wish you could tell me who it was so i could smack them for saying something so rediculous. Hell, you can run 272's on stock valvetrain for f- sakes.


Joe
SBR

[AJ]

Hey bro, i just looked at teh invoice and saw whats up. Beings you are in HI its a lot more to ship. If you lived in CA this would have been the correct amount the first time, but HI would be a little more. I do apoligize for the fact that your rep low balled teh shipping charge to begin with. And it was held up to ship because of this. I hope this doesnt completley turn you away. If you decide to come back for more parts be sure you let ME know and can promise you a hella hook up. Once again, I apologize for the inconvenience.


Joe
SBR

Using "Bro" "hella" "low balled", spellilng 'the' wrong, and placing the blame easily on others directly and not taking responsibility as a whole company = SBR Suxors FTW.

Seriously, how the fuck do you fuckers stay in business? If you guys make as much as Hummer likes to talk about then eat the $5 mistake and give him a reason to order from you guys again.

[SBR Joe]

Using "Bro" "hella" "low balled", spellilng 'the' wrong, and placing the blame easily on others directly and not taking responsibility as a whole company = SBR Suxors FTW.

Seriously, how the fuck do you fuckers stay in business? If you guys make as much as Hummer likes to talk about then eat the $5 mistake and give him a reason to order from you guys again.


Wow, no matter what i try to do it doesnt matter. Im outie.

Joe
SBR

[Matt D.]

Wow, no matter what i try to do it doesnt matter. Im outie.

Joe
SBR
Hella weak, bro.

[SBR Joe]

Hella weak, bro.


Sure.


Joe
SBR

[A//// Guy]

Yes! Outie please!

[tpunx99GSX]

I knew the PM was going to say some shit like that. Hence why i posted that.
Its like saying, "Hey i fucked your sister, but ill make it up to you, next time you order, ill fuck your mom and give you a new brother".
Good fucking riddence SBR Joe, i knew you would be a chicken shit and run right when someone brings up a fuck up on your part that was recent, so that you cant point the blame on someone else or say "we've changed"
Where is Hummer now? Tell him to get his ass back in the thread and explain his retarded company.
i think the first 3-4 pages and the last 2-3 pages have been the most beneficial to the dsm community. Show everyone what slowboy is really about, Da Moneys...

Hummers Morning Meeting....
(Chanting in the break room) Nickel Dime Nickel Dime Nickel DIME GOOOOOOOO SLOWBOY...
Hummer: So boys now that we are all pepped up what do we have on the plate for today?
Joe: Yo, i got this kid from HI, We be having his benjis for a while now, im planning on shipping his ship sometime betweens next week and next month...
Hummer: Fuck that, Call him up and tell him he owes us more money because hes on an island and im jealous...
Joe: No Problem boss... are you almost finished?
Hummer: Keep going, Tend to the children dammit, dont make me smack you...
Joe: Sorry Boss, my mouth is getting tired....
Hummer: So what else we got going on?
Joe: Well *gag* ugh, we promised these children at the hospital we would donate some money...
Hummer: Fuck them, charge them shipping of the money, but charge them more then we were donating so that we can make some money off their sick asses... oh... oh.........
Joe: you got it boss... I think one of our customers is getting pretty pissed, we have had his items for over 3 years now, should we send it?
Hummer: Nah, if he waited this long he can wait a couple more years.... OH SHIT I COMING!!! AHHHHHHHH
Joe: *Gulp*


BTW 666th reply goes to me.

[scheides]

hahah that's hilarious!

[SBR Joe]

I knew the PM was going to say some shit like that. Hence why i posted that.
Its like saying, "Hey i fucked your sister, but ill make it up to you, next time you order, ill fuck your mom and give you a new brother".
Good fucking riddence SBR Joe, i knew you would be a chicken shit and run right when someone brings up a fuck up on your part that was recent, so that you cant point the blame on someone else or say "we've changed"
Where is Hummer now? Tell him to get his ass back in the thread and explain his retarded company.
i think the first 3-4 pages and the last 2-3 pages have been the most beneficial to the dsm community. Show everyone what slowboy is really about, Da Moneys...

Hummers Morning Meeting....
(Chanting in the break room) Nickel Dime Nickel Dime Nickel DIME GOOOOOOOO SLOWBOY...
Hummer: So boys now that we are all pepped up what do we have on the plate for today?
Joe: Yo, i got this kid from HI, We be having his benjis for a while now, im planning on shipping his ship sometime betweens next week and next month...
Hummer: Fuck that, Call him up and tell him he owes us more money because hes on an island and im jealous...
Joe: No Problem boss... are you almost finished?
Hummer: Keep going, Tend to the children dammit, dont make me smack you...
Joe: Sorry Boss, my mouth is getting tired....
Hummer: So what else we got going on?
Joe: Well *gag* ugh, we promised these children at the hospital we would donate some money...
Hummer: Fuck them, charge them shipping of the money, but charge them more then we were donating so that we can make some money off their sick asses... oh... oh.........
Joe: you got it boss... I think one of our customers is getting pretty pissed, we have had his items for over 3 years now, should we send it?
Hummer: Nah, if he waited this long he can wait a couple more years.... OH SHIT I COMING!!! AHHHHHHHH
Joe: *Gulp*


BTW 666th reply goes to me.


HAHA, im glad to se you took the time to post the wet dream you had last night, but im a bit appalled that i was in it....not cool. But on the topic at hand, you telling me that it was something that i could have done???? Sorry bub, i was doing what i can do in my position. If i could do otherwise i would have. I cant push weight like that around here. If i could have done more i honestly would have but i dont have the power, and the fact that i attempted to do what i can, that is look and see what the issue was and offer what i can for next time around would lead me to belive i actully give a shit (even if all you think otherwise)....and the funny this was, it wasnt even me who took the original order, but i was stil trying to help in any way i can. But its a no win situation on here no matter what.


Joe
SBR

[98gstaherns]

Lollerskates. I thought he was outie?