The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread

[rst95eclipse]

"If I put my my timeslip in my sig,

- Please don't.

people would be averting their eyes in shame

- Something that slow shouldn't be acknowledged.

and bowing their heads in fear.

- You're all wrong. It is definitely not out of fear. They're giving a moment of silence to reflect upon how unlucky your car is, because deep down we all know that you'll find a way to blow it up.

There would also be polite applause, kinda like when I pull down my pants."

- People applause when you pull down your pants because they want to show a bit of support, so that Swifty can feel good about something.

[Goat Blower]

Originally Posted by rst95eclipse

"If I put my my timeslip in my sig,

- Please don't.

people would be averting their eyes in shame

- Something that slow shouldn't be acknowledged.

and bowing their heads in fear.

- You're all wrong. It is definitely not out of fear. They're giving a moment of silence to reflect upon how unlucky your car is, because deep down we all know that you'll find a way to blow it up.

There would also be polite applause, kinda like when I pull down my pants."

- People applause when you pull down your pants because they want to show a bit of support, so that Swifty can feel good about something.

Don't give Swifty the credit for this saying, this was stolen from Marco off NABR.

[rst95eclipse]

Originally Posted by Goat Blower

Don't give Swifty the credit for this saying, this was stolen from Marco off NABR.

Marco has a faster car and a bigger dick. ;P