10-29-2007
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I hate everyone
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The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
I think we've needed one for awhile  let's begin
Your ugly and you can't read good 
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I need boost in my life
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: White boy lake son.
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Always has to make sure he puts -A.Swift after every post.  lol
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10-29-2007
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Is funding Exxon.
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Ham Lake
Drives: like a bat outta hell!
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Douche....
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Is burning corn and stayin' warm!
My motorcycle is stock and reliable, my Talon is neither!
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10-29-2007
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Asshat King
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Decorah / Ames, Iowa
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
He's close friends with top import racers across the country because they're MySpace friends.
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Shit Rocket Pilot
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Shoreview, MN
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Here is a picture of Swifty getting owned.
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Every minute you spend in your Evo, not in boost, is a minute of your life you'll never get back.
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10-29-2007
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Reynolds number user
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
He's mentioned a JMF intake (WITH NITROUS PORTS!!!!!!!!11111111111) in about 5000000 posts.
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10-29-2007
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Kevin
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Shoreview
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
he smells. and his wheels stick out too far.
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Currently on Corvette #4
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10-29-2007
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Boulder, CO
Drives: Conquest
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
He's Too Skinny!
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10-29-2007
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AWD4G64
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Shoreview, MN
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Too pussy to dyno his car.
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10-29-2007
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Unsure resident asshole
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MN
Drives: '92 Eagle TalonTSI w/many mods
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Officially thinks you all are gay.
-A. Swift
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744AWHP/526TQ-Shootout mode
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10-29-2007
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flips McGee
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
LOL! Aweseome thread!
You know we love ya swifty!
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10-29-2007
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: edward lake
Drives: toaster
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
brings the car in all the time
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Blaine, MN
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
i am laughing so hard i don't know what to say.
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10-29-2007
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: edward lake
Drives: toaster
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
it has to be a valve
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10-30-2007
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Unsure resident asshole
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MN
Drives: '92 Eagle TalonTSI w/many mods
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
ARG. Yea, and the COP setup didn't change shit, so I guess I can't rule anything out. Anyone have a stock wire harness laying around? everything from the AEM box to the engine. I'm thinking about really just swapping it all.
-A. Swift
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744AWHP/526TQ-Shootout mode
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10-30-2007
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
I have a 1G coilpack.
Swifty puts a black shocker on his rear.
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Boulder, CO
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
can't you do some logging?
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10-30-2007
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Hes a tool.  |
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
Drives: an evo's fat korean cousin
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
thinks he can beat any lambo by 47 car lenghts in the 1/8th mile, while giving it 53 car lengths.
this thread makes me LOL
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10-30-2007
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Unsure resident asshole
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MN
Drives: '92 Eagle TalonTSI w/many mods
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
^ again, this post confuzzles me.
Hughes, I've tried new stock ignition, and now the COP, a new CAS, checked timing, new injector driver (2, actually), leakdown test, new wires, gapping hte plugs down to almost nothing, I just don't know. It's a rather weird issue to have. Free-revving it's fine. Under load, different story.
-A. Swift
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