The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread

[MustGoFaster]

I don't think he could find anything that looked laggier than his dyno graph.

-I. Gotnoting

[asshanson]

Originally Posted by MustGoFaster

I don't think he could find anything that looked laggier than his dyno graph.

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!



-A. Hanson

[Swifty1638]

Bringing this back from the dead..I ran into a lift arm at work when I was checking some tire pressures..ouch. I had a gose egg on my head. Dumb move. Discuss.

-A. Swift

[A//// Guy]

So today is the first day I see we dont have to call you gay because you already attended to this matter in Krackas good guy thread.

[Kracka]

Is the goose egg larger or smaller than my left nut?

[polishmafia]

Originally Posted by Swifty1638

Bringing this back from the dead..I ran into a lift arm at work when I was checking some tire pressures..ouch. I had a gose egg on my head. Dumb move. Discuss.

-A. Swift

bay 10 at GY is where i knocked the back of my head onto a trailer hitch and blacked out for like 5 seconds just this week. lots of blood! haha

[Goat Blower]

I broke my arm when I was 2.

[blackawdtsi]

Dude, my car isn't tuned! I can't race, I need my aligment done!!!

g. A. Swift

[JET]

Originally Posted by Kracka

Is the goose egg larger or smaller than my left nut?

I am sure it is bigger than his left nut.

[b00stcreep21]

Swifty's unusually small nuts make his penis look bigger

[Swifty1638]

Why do you think I shave my balls? duh!

The car is tuned..for the most part. After figuring out the tune was wacked, I'm running around with John's old tune from his red car, prior to the 25 pt. cage and etc etc.

-A. Swift

[Kevin 1G Drummer]

Awesome. But I'm not really too sure that many people care about your tune being from John's old car

[turbotalon1g]

^i don't think anyone really gives a toss about anything to do with swifty's car. But we all know he loves all this attention like a little school girl.

[rst95eclipse]

"If I put my my timeslip in my sig,

- Please don't.

people would be averting their eyes in shame

- Something that slow shouldn't be acknowledged.

and bowing their heads in fear.

- You're all wrong. It is definitely not out of fear. They're giving a moment of silence to reflect upon how unlucky your car is, because deep down we all know that you'll find a way to blow it up.

There would also be polite applause, kinda like when I pull down my pants."

- People applause when you pull down your pants because they want to show a bit of support, so that Swifty can feel good about something.

[TkrPerformance]

spends money on parts he does not need when he can make them for free
ex washer for a/c delete when you can cut the a/c bracket and use that

[Goat Blower]

Originally Posted by rst95eclipse

"If I put my my timeslip in my sig,

- Please don't.

people would be averting their eyes in shame

- Something that slow shouldn't be acknowledged.

and bowing their heads in fear.

- You're all wrong. It is definitely not out of fear. They're giving a moment of silence to reflect upon how unlucky your car is, because deep down we all know that you'll find a way to blow it up.

There would also be polite applause, kinda like when I pull down my pants."

- People applause when you pull down your pants because they want to show a bit of support, so that Swifty can feel good about something.

Don't give Swifty the credit for this saying, this was stolen from Marco off NABR.

[Swifty1638]

Yea, it sure was! so suck a dick!

-A. Swift

[98gstaherns]

No Thanks.

[rst95eclipse]

Originally Posted by Goat Blower

Don't give Swifty the credit for this saying, this was stolen from Marco off NABR.

Marco has a faster car and a bigger dick. ;P

[Kevin 1G Drummer]

Wow, it's not too often you see someone so willing to admit that they're so un-original.