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tehehodi
03-26-2009, 01:28 AM
how much for an ip address ban?
cmspaz
03-26-2009, 02:16 AM
well, at least my death will be usefull
You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.
ylimert01
03-26-2009, 11:16 AM
You sir, WIN for that comment.

But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.you know you really should stop talking about your self through someone else...:rollinglaugh:
cmspaz
03-26-2009, 12:40 PM
Um, no. I'd keep his fist, remember?
Febo
03-27-2009, 11:20 PM
3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!
ylimert01
03-27-2009, 11:33 PM
3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed spaz gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!fixed for you...more fitting...
Super Bleeder!!
03-28-2009, 12:48 AM
But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.

that made me lawl
GSXMatt
03-29-2009, 09:18 AM
Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u. :D

I can has my car back?
polishmafia
03-30-2009, 08:32 AM
Cold car burnouts FTL
A//// Guy
03-30-2009, 08:54 AM
I can has my car back?

If its still in one piece. :D