The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread

[Febo]

[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] RLFebo: WHAT!!
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] RLFebo: ROFLMAO!!!
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: ttyl surry guys
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: wrong spot
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: oops
[4 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: i waannaa peee on dem boobies
[4 Minutes Ago 02:20 AM] Swifty1638: xxx-xxx-xxxx
[29 Minutes Ago 01:55 AM] Dundars: nvm found it
[36 Minutes Ago 01:48 AM] Dundars: ii searched and can't find it

[311evo]

[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] RLFebo: WHAT!!
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] RLFebo: ROFLMAO!!!
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: ttyl surry guys
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: wrong spot
[3 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: oops
[4 Minutes Ago 02:21 AM] Swifty1638: i waannaa peee on dem boobies
[4 Minutes Ago 02:20 AM] Swifty1638: xxx-xxx-xxxx
[29 Minutes Ago 01:55 AM] Dundars: nvm found it
[36 Minutes Ago 01:48 AM] Dundars: ii searched and can't find it

LOL!! this was pretty epic.

[tehehodi]

OWNED!!!! lol drunkass!

[ylimert01]

bump for emo swifty!

[A//// Guy]

[1 Minute Ago 11:40 AM] ylimert01: who doesnt do that stuff
[1 Minute Ago 11:40 AM] ylimert01: i looked up the male swimmers
[1 Minute Ago 11:39 AM] A//// Guy: i do it all the time? so
[1 Minute Ago 11:39 AM] RLFebo: I mean, they had it coming
[1 Minute Ago 11:39 AM] RLFebo: How can it be creepy to find the roster online, and look all of them up, one, by, one.
[2 Minutes Ago 11:38 AM] ylimert01: lol i had to bump it
[3 Minutes Ago 11:37 AM] polishmafia: not creepy at all.. nope
[3 Minutes Ago 11:37 AM] polishmafia: bashing thread is back. yes!
[3 Minutes Ago 11:36 AM] A//// Guy: they are for sure going to just jump right on your wiener, surely wont find that creepy
[4 Minutes Ago 11:36 AM] polishmafia: after lunch, im going to add the entire mankato state female debate team to my friends list. bbl
[5 Minutes Ago 11:35 AM] polishmafia: LOL @ accident. nice
[5 Minutes Ago 11:35 AM] A//// Guy: hahahaha @ on accident
[6 Minutes Ago 11:34 AM] ylimert01: better check and re add them if they denied maybe they just clicked no by accident
[6 Minutes Ago 11:34 AM] A//// Guy: lmao
[6 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] polishmafia: wonder if the entire UofM gymnastics team responded to my friend request yet. i should go check.
[6 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] RLFebo: Hahaha
[6 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] A//// Guy: //_O
[7 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] A//// Guy: hahaha
[7 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] ylimert01: i feel pretty good just tired
[7 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] RLFebo: Omg, I feel < good
[7 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] polishmafia: get to work!
[7 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] polishmafia: i bet swifty is staring at the screen right now just fuming
[7 Minutes Ago 11:33 AM] ylimert01: i was holding it for you and well even i dont do black eye liner
[7 Minutes Ago 11:32 AM] A//// Guy: from his tears
[7 Minutes Ago 11:32 AM] ylimert01: btw you left your eye liner in my purse
[7 Minutes Ago 11:32 AM] A//// Guy: you might get da aids though
[8 Minutes Ago 11:32 AM] A//// Guy: ill toss you a life preserver my friend
[8 Minutes Ago 11:32 AM] ylimert01: LOLOL....
[8 Minutes Ago 11:32 AM] RLFebo: LOL
[8 Minutes Ago 11:32 AM] polishmafia: you can try to drown me in your tears, luckily i know how to swim
[8 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] ylimert01: stop bitching eno and gtfo sb
[8 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] A//// Guy: lol! cleaaar eyyesss
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] ylimert01: lol
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] Swifty1638: i kill you.
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] Swifty1638: fucker.
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] polishmafia: quit crying and go
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] A//// Guy: lol goooooooo
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] Swifty1638: arg
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] Swifty1638: aww shit..now i'm really late..lol
[9 Minutes Ago 11:31 AM] Swifty1638: what? the paint thinner?
[9 Minutes Ago 11:30 AM] A//// Guy: for once, i spent 0 dollars lol
[9 Minutes Ago 11:30 AM] ylimert01: those round of shots owned me
[9 Minutes Ago 11:30 AM] Swifty1638: meh..i'll use the front bumper on your gheylant for that
[9 Minutes Ago 11:30 AM] ylimert01: lol i spent way to much ast night
[10 Minutes Ago 11:30 AM] polishmafia: remember to cut really deep, or else it wont work
[10 Minutes Ago 11:30 AM] Swifty1638:
[10 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] A//// Guy: oh snap
[10 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] RLFebo: rofl
[10 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] Swifty1638: pft...mutha fucka comes up in here callin me emo..wtf
[10 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] polishmafia: not if you are gonna cry afterwards
[10 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] Swifty1638: or you still livin in that shell at your house?
[11 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] A//// Guy: lol!
[11 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] Swifty1638: ever gonna come out?
[11 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] RLFebo: later
[11 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] Swifty1638: shut it pete.
[11 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] A//// Guy: haha! ok sounds good dude!
[11 Minutes Ago 11:29 AM] polishmafia: dont be so emo swifty

[Febo]

:theBar::cheer::5shotss: //_O

[tehehodi]

Hobbit pictures!!!!!

[Swifty1638]

Nooooo!!!!! I was druuuunkkkkk!!

[polishmafia]

Yes. Yes you were drunk. But as Peter and I discussed at lenght - we would both have to be 10 bottles deep, and dead after the 7th, to be caught dead with this hobbit.

Please notice the Magic Pixie Gloves and Freaky Frodo Boots... I present...

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs031.snc1/2658_1105820358377_1012803349_30339094_6716975_n.j pg

ALSO - Please notice the hobbit crotch grab in the lower left. WT-mother fucking-F!?

[A//// Guy]

Holy F that is sooooooooo funny!!! Im sorry swifty, but its too good not to be in here! LMAO