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Swifty1638
11-16-2007, 10:08 PM
Why do you think I shave my balls? duh!

The car is tuned..for the most part. After figuring out the tune was wacked, I'm running around with John's old tune from his red car, prior to the 25 pt. cage and etc etc.

-A. Swift
Kevin 1G Drummer
11-17-2007, 12:12 AM
Awesome. But I'm not really too sure that many people care about your tune being from John's old car ;)
turbotalon1g
11-17-2007, 09:18 AM
^i don't think anyone really gives a toss about anything to do with swifty's car. But we all know he loves all this attention like a little school girl.
rst95eclipse
11-17-2007, 03:26 PM
"If I put my my timeslip in my sig,

- Please don't.

people would be averting their eyes in shame

- Something that slow shouldn't be acknowledged.

and bowing their heads in fear.

- You're all wrong. It is definitely not out of fear. They're giving a moment of silence to reflect upon how unlucky your car is, because deep down we all know that you'll find a way to blow it up.

There would also be polite applause, kinda like when I pull down my pants."

- People applause when you pull down your pants because they want to show a bit of support, so that Swifty can feel good about something.
TkrPerformance
11-17-2007, 03:53 PM
spends money on parts he does not need when he can make them for free
ex washer for a/c delete when you can cut the a/c bracket and use that
Goat Blower
11-17-2007, 04:48 PM
"If I put my my timeslip in my sig,

- Please don't.

people would be averting their eyes in shame

- Something that slow shouldn't be acknowledged.

and bowing their heads in fear.

- You're all wrong. It is definitely not out of fear. They're giving a moment of silence to reflect upon how unlucky your car is, because deep down we all know that you'll find a way to blow it up.

There would also be polite applause, kinda like when I pull down my pants."

- People applause when you pull down your pants because they want to show a bit of support, so that Swifty can feel good about something.

Don't give Swifty the credit for this saying, this was stolen from Marco off NABR.
Swifty1638
11-18-2007, 12:18 AM
Yea, it sure was! so suck a dick!

-A. Swift
98gstaherns
11-18-2007, 12:45 AM
No Thanks.
rst95eclipse
11-18-2007, 02:18 AM
Don't give Swifty the credit for this saying, this was stolen from Marco off NABR.

Marco has a faster car and a bigger dick. ;P
Kevin 1G Drummer
11-18-2007, 12:08 PM
Wow, it's not too often you see someone so willing to admit that they're so un-original.