The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread

[A//// Guy]

Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u. :D

[Febo]

Originally posted 12-21-2007
lol! I forgot I sent ya that pic chris!

I'm drinking right now..all is better..this week rocks. I JUST hit my hours at work to get my pay increase..more parts for the dirty slut!

-A. Swift

P.S. Scheides..I want to drive your evo again. I've been looking into buying one once I get outta the house and am stable again..I miss newer cars. merry xmas.

we all need to go out and jsut hash shit out..drink somewhere..guitar hero 3 anyone?

Gee, I think Im going to talk about buying an evo for maybe 1-12 years, then maybe never do it, all while dumping shit tons of money into my car that Ill never get back. Ahhhhh life is so confusssssiiinnnnggggg wheres my razor blade and my wrist.

[cmspaz]

Swifty's best friends:

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/razor.jpg

[scheides]

This thread ftw. Swifty, I found a new hobby for you to try:

http://englishrussia.com/?p=2367 (broken now, check back later)

Moar soap for you in the meantime:
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-soap-fail1.jpg?w=470&h=373

[Febo]

Should ask spaz for his rubber fist too. You could double penetrate.

[cmspaz]

Should ask spaz for his rubber fist too. You could double penetrate.
WHILE cutting yourself.

It would be the ultimate display of faggotry and emoness, which is right up your alley!

[tehehodi]

To our beloved swifty:

We started writing poems about you now for all to see :tongue:

Patrick (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=199111850&ref=mf) i have nothing emo to say so....this is my status

yesterday 12:05am

Peter (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=162700468) at 12:12am March 24
My soul yearns for the longing touch like the withering cacti waiting for a glimpse of eternal rainfall. wat 0_o
Patrick (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=199111850) at 12:13am March 24
something swifty would say... o.O whoa! my soul yearns for yours...lmao
Jake (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508907329)at 12:14am March 24
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive. Lulz!
Peter (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=162700468)at 12:18am March 24
No swifty would be more like: The pain is too great, like a piercing thorn in the wildebeasts side as he grazes innocently among the patches of dry sorrowful grains. lolz
Emily (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512488840) at 12:18am March 24
get a room you two butt buddies.
Peter (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=162700468) at 12:19am March 24
Stay out of this subivageen lover!
Jake (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508907329) at 12:19am March 24
LOL!

stfu Emily, this thread delivers!
Patrick (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=199111850) at 12:23am March 24
it does deliver, like the horse behind swifty
Jake (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508907329) at 12:25am March 24
By the beard of Zeus!

http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data/you-win-an-internet.jpg
Patrick (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=199111850) at 12:26am March 24
my tears fall unto the wittered garden on which your heart was made and blossom a beautiful rose garden of which thy yearn for
Peter (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=162700468) at 12:26am March 24
Like a deer in the woods swifty stands gracefully waiting for the buck (or hobbit, midget, whatever's next in his journey to manhood) so that he can be mounted like never before. lolz ok im out. bedtime hahaha
Jake (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508907329) at 12:27am March 24
These seem like they would be the lyrics for some the songs by "The Used"
Patrick (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=199111850) at 12:27am March 24
no, this is so midnight summers dream by Shakespeare
Patrick (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=199111850) at 12:28am March 24
thy wait by thy window to see thy hobbit face on thy midget body!
Jake (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508907329) at 12:33am March 24
Swifty, Sometimes if you love a hobbit to much, it will actually hurt more.
Ryder (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=522695530) at 1:41am March 24
Love is an eternal flame deep in your soul that always burns and will soon consume you leaving only but ashes to blow away in a mid summers night breeze.


anybody else like to contribute? lol!!!

[tehehodi]

Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u. :D

he'll probably be on the evo forums now....

should pay ban him there to..

[asshanson]

How do you guys come up with that stuff? Pretty good. I especially like the razors in the soap.

[Febo]

Anthony
i saw the posts on style in my bashing thread

Ryder
lol, its all in good fun

Anthony
mmmhmmm

you all can rot in hell.

i'll melt my bars of soap and cut you all up

then throw you in a crockpot, cook you with veggies and serve you to the homeless downtown.

fuckers.

Ryder

well, at least my death will be usefull