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livin the dream
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: iowa
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does your gf crab?
is it just my girl friend or does any one els's girlfriend bitch that you are on style to much?
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Saint Paul, MN.
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Re: does your gf crab?
"That's how I managed to stay single this whole time..", I am on style too much, I bitch at myself for it.
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03-06-2010
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livin the dream
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: iowa
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Re: does your gf crab?
nice.... well every time shes at my house it seems as if i go on here... may be its to get away from her?
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Admin
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Sportsman's Paradise, LA.
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Re: does your gf crab?
Ummmm, no problem here. I give them a check list at the door when they enter.
Questions and answers:
1. Does he make his bed daily? NO
2. Does he do as he pleases? YES
3. Does he give a shit if you care? NO
4. Will he do you like there's no tomorrow? YES
5. Will you go home after? MAYBE, depends how you perform on #4
And so on, you get the idea. 
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"You don't have a clue. You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
When she get's bitchy, SPANK THAT ASS! (#Y#)
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Unsure resident asshole
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MN
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Re: does your gf crab?
Frankly, I tell them, "I wasn't aware my kitchen appliances had mouths to talk with! Get back in there where you belong, know your place, and fix me some fucking dinner!"
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AznKraut
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Stillwater
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Re: does your gf crab?
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Originally Posted by 96GST16g
is it just my girl friend or does any one els's girlfriend bitch that you are on style to much?
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Yep, every time I get on my computer I get some snide remark such as:
"What are you doing? Going on your FORUM?"
"You're not going on the forum again, are you?"
"I hate your forum"
She sits on Facebook and youtube all day watching those stupid makeup girl videos so what's the difference between what she does and what I do? I interact with real people. She just learns new ways to waste money.
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Re: does your gf crab?
^She's a woman. She doesn't know any better.
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AznKraut
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Re: does your gf crab?
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Originally Posted by Swifty1638
^She's a woman. She doesn't know any better.
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oak Point, TX
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Re: does your gf crab?
Put it in her butt.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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AznKraut
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Re: does your gf crab?
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Originally Posted by Kracka
Put it in her butt.
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Would my excuse be I'm a man, I didn't know any better?
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livin the dream
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: iowa
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Re: does your gf crab?
ha man she jus read all these.... wow i dont think i have heard her speak like this...
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Unsure resident asshole
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Re: does your gf crab?
No, your excuse is.."baby, I ran outta rubbers, and the thought of you getting knocked up right now scares the shit outta me. This is a new form of birth control. ya dig??"
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Unsure resident asshole
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Re: does your gf crab?
What did she say? if it's anything bad about me, tell her to shut up, then hit her. wait, wut?
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: does your gf crab?
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Originally Posted by LingLing
Would my excuse be I'm a man, I didn't know any better?
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Why do you need an excuse? Take control son!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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livin the dream
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Re: does your gf crab?
as cartman says " get your bitch ass in the kitchen and bake me some pie"
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Re: does your gf crab?
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Originally Posted by Kracka
Why do you need an excuse? Take control son!
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You'll need to excuse him Hughes, Jason is new to this "woman" thing, and it's rather apparent he's been the bitch in every other relationship he was in..  
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livin the dream
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Re: does your gf crab?
ha so she wears the pants in the relation ship?
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: does your gf crab?
LOL hopefully he gets it figured out rather quickly. Maybe a payban would speed things along for him?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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Unsure resident asshole
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Re: does your gf crab?
in Jason's case, it's relationshit. And, Back on topic, did you tell her whats up? Women like men to be in charge. They wanted to date a little bitch, they'd turn lesbo.
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*Resting In Peace*
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Heaven
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Re: does your gf crab?
Quote:
Originally Posted by LingLing
She just learns new ways to waste money.
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Umm, car forums can do that too. lol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kracka
Maybe a payban would speed things along for him?
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Maybe we could get her to payban him. New fundraising scheme!
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