does your gf crab?
 

is it just my girl friend or does any one els's girlfriend bitch that you are on style to much?

Re: does your gf crab?
 

"That's how I managed to stay single this whole time..", I am on style too much, I bitch at myself for it.

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nice.... well every time shes at my house it seems as if i go on here... may be its to get away from her?

Re: does your gf crab?
 

Ummmm, no problem here. I give them a check list at the door when they enter.

Questions and answers:

1. Does he make his bed daily? NO
2. Does he do as he pleases? YES
3. Does he give a shit if you care? NO
4. Will he do you like there's no tomorrow? YES
5. Will you go home after? MAYBE, depends how you perform on #4

And so on, you get the idea. :lol:

Re: does your gf crab?
 

Frankly, I tell them, "I wasn't aware my kitchen appliances had mouths to talk with! Get back in there where you belong, know your place, and fix me some fucking dinner!"

Re: does your gf crab?
 

Yep, every time I get on my computer I get some snide remark such as:

"What are you doing? Going on your FORUM?"
"You're not going on the forum again, are you?"
"I hate your forum"

She sits on Facebook and youtube all day watching those stupid makeup girl videos so what's the difference between what she does and what I do? I interact with real people. She just learns new ways to waste money.

Re: does your gf crab?
 

^She's a woman. She doesn't know any better.

Re: does your gf crab?
 

:lol:

Re: does your gf crab?
 

Put it in her butt.

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Would my excuse be I'm a man, I didn't know any better?

Re: does your gf crab?
 

ha man she jus read all these.... wow i dont think i have heard her speak like this...

Re: does your gf crab?
 

No, your excuse is.."baby, I ran outta rubbers, and the thought of you getting knocked up right now scares the shit outta me. This is a new form of birth control. ya dig??"

Re: does your gf crab?
 

What did she say? if it's anything bad about me, tell her to shut up, then hit her. wait, wut?

Re: does your gf crab?
 

Why do you need an excuse? Take control son!

Re: does your gf crab?
 

as cartman says " get your bitch ass in the kitchen and bake me some pie"

Re: does your gf crab?
 

You'll need to excuse him Hughes, Jason is new to this "woman" thing, and it's rather apparent he's been the bitch in every other relationship he was in..:smiley_wedding::Banane56:

Re: does your gf crab?
 

ha so she wears the pants in the relation ship?

Re: does your gf crab?
 

LOL hopefully he gets it figured out rather quickly. Maybe a payban would speed things along for him?

Re: does your gf crab?
 

in Jason's case, it's relationshit. And, Back on topic, did you tell her whats up? Women like men to be in charge. They wanted to date a little bitch, they'd turn lesbo.

Re: does your gf crab?
 

Umm, car forums can do that too. lol.

Maybe we could get her to payban him. New fundraising scheme!