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Old 08-13-2007   #1
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Jessica Alba May Have Herpes
Thought I'd pass this one on here! LOL

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Glittery baubles, expensive dinners and sappy endearments weren’t the only surprises Derek Jeter bestowed on his ex-girlfriend Jessica Alba – he also gave her herpes. Or so the rumor mill says.

The Adam Carolla Show dished all the dirt on the viral Jess earlier this morning. The 26-year-old actress and her 33-year-old former flame dated for a while, before Jessica settled into a long-term relationship with Cash Warren. But now Jesse’s STD may be the only gift with staying power.

Apparently Alba regularly filled a Valtrex prescription during her relationship with Cash Warren, but how Derek fits into the puzzle is still a mystery.

Suppose the rumors are true. The list of people in Hollywood making appointments this morning might be astounding:

* Derek may have infected Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and Jessica Biel

* Mariah, Vanessa and Jessica may have infected Cash Warren, Nick Lachey and Justin Timberlake

* And if they did two friends and those two friends did two friends… This could be epidemic!

Wonder if there’s an immunization for stupidity?

Source: Thinkfashion.com
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Old 08-13-2007   #2
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This is no different than any college campus across the nation, these people are just prettier and a lot richer.
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So now the question is, would you still fuck Jessica Alba?
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Yes with a body condom on. haha
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I'd just watch for the outbreaks! LOL Biel FTW!
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Um...yes I'll still tap it. She is pretty hot.
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Its worth it, I'd still hit it no doubt!
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Nope. I wouldn't risk it.
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Jessica beil FTMFW
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UMM... ya crazy....... just look at it!
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id still do it but it dont believe that, thats gossip enquirer bullshit
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Biel FTW +1,000,000
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I didn't get Herpes and I was after Jeter.
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Thought I'd pass this one on here! LOL
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Source: Thinkfashion.com
I reject that reality and substitute my own. She's clean.

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If she was dating him, I would be surprised if she didn't have herpes.
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