10-30-2007
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#21
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
This is not a technical thread-get those off topic posts outta here! Who cares about his car's problems. It's a bashing thread.
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10-30-2007
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#22
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Unsure resident asshole
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Meh, it's technically MY thread, made for me. But, whatever. It amuses me that you'd all take the time to talk about me. Don't you have better things to do? I can't be THAT good of a topic..
-A. Swift
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10-30-2007
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#23
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swifty1638
I can't be THAT good of a topic..
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You're always on my mind.
- C. Hughes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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10-30-2007
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#24
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Swifty1638
Meh, it's technically MY thread, made for me. But, whatever. It amuses me that you'd all take the time to talk about me. Don't you have better things to do? I can't be THAT good of a topic..
-A. Swift
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Technically you talk about your sweet ride to much and whore everyone's thread about something they don't care about.
This thread is by my bro and its basically to bash you and your car that "spools faster than johns car".
But on a sad note, sorry to hear your ignition is flaking out on you.
I might have a harness somewhere if not you know who does.
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10-30-2007
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#25
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15min late to the world
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
I might have a complete harness, if I do not Hill should have a good harness out of the 93 I sold him.
~John
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10-30-2007
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
No more technical, back to the bashing.
He is still a tool and is too good to dyno his car on a community dyno day, just for the fun of it, like everyone else does. 
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10-30-2007
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#27
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Like Scheides always says, "Swifty, you're a pussy!"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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10-30-2007
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#28
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15min late to the world
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Zing.
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Moon taxi: 9.45@156.9 mph 41psi 2011... Letting people down sense 2012.
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10-30-2007
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#29
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formerly ecoli
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: On the dyno
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Why would COP fix anything?
Will it pull through with the turbo dumping to atmosphere so that the car runs at 0psi?
Did you pull the head off yet?
Fuel pressure dropping?
2-step coming on?
Warped head?
Bad valve springs?
Bent valves or sticking valves?
Timing belt on wrong?
Spring installed height?
Are you getting timing errors in the AEM?
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10-30-2007
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#30
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Admin
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Fuck Swifty, how could you guys not think about checking the flamidation valve? You all keep forgetting all about the basics, because all Swifty can think of of how to fit a Turbonetics "Thumper" on a bottom feed mani to go with his primary and secondary sets of 1600cc injectors. Check the damn flamidation valve.
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10-30-2007
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#31
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aka Goodbye
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pushit2.0
I might have a complete harness, if I do not Hill should have a good harness out of the 93 I sold him.
~John
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I'm eyeing that one right now to replace my spliced to hell harness. There won't be much left of this car by the time I'm done with it.
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10-30-2007
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#32
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Banned
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Hey, don't bash thumpers. It will swallow your soul.
Swifty's color scheme on his car is bad!
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10-30-2007
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#33
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At-Least-It's-White-Again
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by FattyBoomBatty
Swifty's color scheme on his car is bad!
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Which color, the black, gray, or the white?
-C. Lee
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Done fuckin' with cars but I will snap some photos of yours for now! =)
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10-30-2007
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#34
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Shit Rocket Pilot
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Originally Posted by FattyBoomBatty
Swifty's color scheme on his car is bad!
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Which is that? Hard to tell the fading paint. 
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10-30-2007
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
-P. Ferski
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10-30-2007
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#36
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formerly ecoli
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Does the car still stink inside?
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10-30-2007
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#37
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Smells like cat poop
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
still LOLing
-P. Slabek
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10-30-2007
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#38
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by ecoli
Does the car still stink inside?
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Apparently swifty has bad gas?
-P. Ferski
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10-30-2007
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#39
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R U DTF bro?
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by ecoli
Does the car still stink inside?
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Ever smelled your pinky after the shocker?
- P. North
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
I agree with Kracka.
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10-30-2007
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#40
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flips McGee
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Bwahahah this thread rules!
Anyone ever notice that swifty LOOKS funny too? I mean look at the guy!
it must be tough being the guy with downssyndrome trying to make it in the real world, everyone making fun of you....

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