2010

[JDM]

Mitsubishi will ALMOST go out of business one more time before 2010... And Daimler Chrysler will bail them out...

Hyundai and Kia will still buy their motors from Mitsubishi, and Raptor will still find some way to stuff a bigger one of em' into his Talon. (Which we have yet to see...)

The Evo XVI will be released with it's even bigger carbon fiber wing, bigger front mount, AYC, ACD, and Easy Cheese Dispenser after Allen Dahlen files a lawsuit to Mitsubishi after his 1.8 blows up after a home-made head port job.

Tom will still be a flaming homosexual.

and so will I.

And I'll probably still have my 3g too...

And it'll have about 275,000 miles on it.

After a LANDSLIDE election in 2008, President Hillary Clinton will be impeached after doctors secretly reveal that she's a man. In a related story, Former Presdient Bill Clinton will be exonerated from his impeachment, and a presidential library will be "erected" in his name.

Hilary will beat out "The Govenator" in the primaries.

Ford will buy another crappy European car company, and ruin all of their products.

After a valliant effort, WSOP contender Joe Harvieux will lose to some other guy who I couldn't be creative enough to make a name up for in the last hand after that guy goes ALL in on a strait flush, and cracks Joe's pocket Queens... (Inside Joke)

And finally, CBS finally cancels "Survivor", and MTV cancels "The Real World" after they both run out of countries and cities to host their crappy, second rate, not quite "reality" TV shows.

Survivor "Mosul, Iraq"

The Real World "Sheboygan, WI"

No thanks.


HAPPY NEW YEAR 2005!

[Goat Blower]

Originally Posted by JDM

After a LANDSLIDE election in 2008, President Hillary Clinton will be impeached after doctors secretly reveal that she's a man. In a related story, Former Presdient Bill Clinton will be exonerated from his impeachment, and a presidential library will be "erected" in his name.

Uhh, Clinton already has a library, and a Cigar loosely named after him.