Hotdog's man love intro thread

[Hotdog]

First off, it is only by the grace of God, or the fact that most people are fucking retarded, that Kidney is not constantly hit on.

Her boyfriend seems borderline retarded. I'm a small dicked loser, but even I think I could beat the hell out of him and take my rightful place as Kidney's boyfriend. If she wasn't in fucking Idaho, I'd hop on over and sweet her off her feet.

Are we honestly debating the squareness of that girl's face? Really? Because, wow. I mean, look at her. She is attractive. I would fuck it. I totally fuck it, get tired, she'd be unsatisfied, and we'd never speak of the event again.

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

I'm figuring I'll be in the area 72 hours; 72 hours times 5 sexual escapades an hour is 360 condoms.

360 condoms.

Or, failing that, we can just get some balloons.

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.