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Hotdog 10-25-2010 07:09 PM

Hotdog's man love intro thread
 
I'd like to thank everyone for the continued support of Dave over these last few months.

As some of you might have picked up on, Dave has been acting a little bit... how shall I say... differently, lately.

Let me take you on a trip through time.

http://www.retroclobber.co.uk/movie-...shirt-logo.jpg

In 1971, in the Minnesota Legislature, SF 178/HF 61 were introduced to define marriage as a civil contract between male and female persons. Back in the 1970s, the homosexual movement wasn't very strong; this, however, was the first step in the current state of affairs in Minnesota.

Jumping forward to 1978, SF 977, and HF 2027/SF 1826 were introduced to prohibit homosexual marriage. This was a direct assault against the homosexual agenda.

In 1993, HF 3016/SF 1674 were introduced and stated that Minnesota would not recognize homosexual marriages performed in other states. This was clearly a statement of the largely Republican legislature in Minnesota at the time.

Moving forward, and skipping over some of the minor voting taking place, a summation of the events is as follows:

In November 2003, the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts ruled in Goodridge v. Department of Public Health that the denial of civil marriage rights to gays and lesbians was unconstitutional in that state. Due in large part to this court decision, efforts were made to constitutionally ban same-sex marriage and, in some bills, its legal equivalent in Minnesota with the introduction of HF 2798/ SF 2715, and SF 3003 in 2004. These attempts to get the same-sex measures on the ballot failed. In Minnesota the debate continues and bills have been introduced by both opponents and proponents of this issue, see the Legislative History section below for detailed information on them.

In May 2010, three same-sex couples, Douglas Benson, Duane Gajewski, Jessica Dykhuis, Lindzi Campbell, Sean Campbell, Thomas Trisko and John Rittman, filed a lawsuit in Hennepin County District Court. They argued that Minnesota's ban on same-sex marriage violates due process, equal protection, and freedom of association rights.

On July 8, 2010, a United States District Court Judge in Boston, Massachusetts ruled in Gill v. Office of Personnel Management that portions of the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) were unconstitutional. On August 4, 2010 another United States District Court Judge ruled in Perry v. Schwarzenegger that California's Proposition 8, which bans same-sex marriage, was unconstitutional. That ruling has been appealed to the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit which is scheduled to begin hearings in December 2010.

You might be wondering, at this point, what this all has to do with Dave, a man with very strong attraction to females.

It's a sham.

Dave and I, for the past 6 months, have been carrying on an ongoing affair over the Internets.

And I ask you, my Minnesota brethren, to help me join with him in your fine state.

On December 21st, a Tuesday, I will be protesting outside of your state capital, in... shit... Saint Paul. Yeah. That's it.

Outside of this building:

http://www.minnesotabound.com/visit/...itolHeader.jpg

Because, you see, Ohio, like Minnesota, currently does not allow unions of our type to exist.

That is why I'm coming to Minnesota; with a strong, loyal force of Minnesotans at my backside (oh yes, my backside), we will carry the day.

I am going to be demanding nothing less than a recognition of our love, which we shall then consummate on the staircase of the capital building.

December 21, 2010: The day the walls of injustice fall into one of your many, many lakes.

goodhart 10-25-2010 07:13 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
LOLWUT?

Hotdog 10-25-2010 07:24 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
We were discussing this in Second Life last night;

http://images.nonpolynomial.com/mmor...e/sexinsl6.jpg

I'm the one with wings, since he said my spirit makes him want to soar.

Anyways, he didn't want to come out this way, but since I was SOARING (get it, wings, soaring? Yeah, it's deep), I figured we'd introduce ourselves in a big, big way. It's how he wants it, even if he's too shy to admit it.

mlomker 10-25-2010 07:51 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotdog (Post 363312)
On December 21st, a Tuesday, I will be protesting outside of your state capital, in... shit... Saint Paul.

Good news buddy, there's a gay bar within blocks of the capitol building!

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/a...omker/camp.jpg

View from my balcony:

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/a...er/capitol.jpg

lol.

Murlo26 10-25-2010 07:54 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
LOL...fuck me...Hotdog you aren't local you are supposed to keep your nonsense on Evoxforums...now I gotta deal with you here too, oh jesus.

How long did you search for this site, lol?

Lomker you will pay if you linked him, haha.

Murlo26 10-25-2010 07:55 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Hotdog, the great thing about this site is we have payban...so I can pay money to get rid of you, lol. Don't tempt me.

mlomker 10-25-2010 07:55 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Murlo26 (Post 363326)
Lomker you will pay if you linked him, haha.

Link? I'm donating $20 to make sure he doesn't get banned right away. haha.

Murlo26 10-25-2010 07:57 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
I meant gave him a link to this website, or more specifically my build thread, lol.

$20?!?!?!!? You are lucky i am broke from paying for my motor.

badinblack 10-25-2010 09:27 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
WTF keep your bromance on the national board. I just threw up!

Kracka 10-25-2010 09:50 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
LOL exactly what this thread needed :D

mlomker 10-25-2010 09:58 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kracka (Post 363366)
LOL exactly what this thread needed :D

Hotdog loves Spaz's beard. I'll see if he'll write Charles a poem.

cmspaz 10-25-2010 10:35 PM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mlomker (Post 363371)
Hotdog loves Spaz's beard. I'll see if he'll write Charles a poem.

WTF? No beard for him.

Hotdog 10-26-2010 05:12 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
First off, the ability to ban by paying would leave a lot of options open; screw my build, I'm going to spend my thousands on banning everyone. I'll own the Minnesota Evo forum.

Some of you might wonder if this is for real; where out love came from?

I never thought our love would flourish like it did, so I failed to save this original Craigslist posting. I have re-created it after the fact:

http://duluth.craigslist.org/mis/2026094224.html

This was posted days after I towed his little, adorable Evo X after his motor exploded on the freeway.

I was, in his words, whispered softly and with deep excitement: "My Hero"

I am going to save this Craigslist posting, to share with our adopted children from Malaysia; he wants to name them all Will Smith, but I'll talk him out of that silly idea.

After the towing incident, I made several flights into Minnesota. As many of you know, there does not exist a commercial airliner that flies into Minnesota; because of that, I had to fly solely on crop dusters:

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06...ropduster2.jpg

Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to the chemicals have rendered my sperm count below 0; I literally kill other men's sperm by proximity alone.

Once I got into Minnesota, he picked me up in his bitching Accord; at first I thought this was to simply hide his true self from his peers; later, I learned he was getting his car rebuilt.

We went on dates;

http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/imag...datepromo2.jpg

http://www.epicfunnypictures.com/wp-...coaster-11.jpg

And had lovely meals;

http://domingoandjoyce.com/images/dinner.jpg

He is my everything.

Kevin 1G Drummer 10-26-2010 08:06 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Hahahaha Fucking hilarious!

Tachyon 10-26-2010 08:43 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Wow, Epic post is epic!

Super Bleeder!! 10-26-2010 09:11 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
hahahaha A+

A//// Guy 10-26-2010 09:13 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Lmao!! Epic!

Also hotdog "drives: Murlo wild." LOL

Hotdog 10-26-2010 09:22 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
I am looking forward to getting emails from that Craigslist posting, personally. They should be tres amusant.

Speaking of handsome men, there was a picture of a stunningly handsome gentleman with a beard in one of Murlo's threads.

I wish to get to know him.

Murlo suggested we get together for a menage a trois, to which I happily agreed.

scheides 10-26-2010 11:50 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
Holy eff!

Hotdog, take it to an intro thread please, this section is generally for project talk only, although we've made a slight exception in Dave's case. I about spit out my coffee at the second life comment, well played.

Murlo26 10-26-2010 11:54 AM

Re: Dave's Evo X Build/The Life of Dave blog
 
I am considering closing this thread...it has gotten out of hand.


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