First off, the ability to ban by paying would leave a lot of options open; screw my build, I'm going to spend my thousands on banning everyone. I'll own the Minnesota Evo forum.
Some of you might wonder if this is for real; where out love came from?
I never thought our love would flourish like it did, so I failed to save this original Craigslist posting. I have re-created it after the fact:
http://duluth.craigslist.org/mis/2026094224.html
This was posted days after I towed his little, adorable Evo X after his motor exploded on the freeway.
I was, in his words, whispered softly and with deep excitement: "My Hero"
I am going to save this Craigslist posting, to share with our adopted children from Malaysia; he wants to name them all Will Smith, but I'll talk him out of that silly idea.
After the towing incident, I made several flights into Minnesota. As many of you know, there does not exist a commercial airliner that flies into Minnesota; because of that, I had to fly solely on crop dusters:
Unfortunately, prolonged exposure to the chemicals have rendered my sperm count below 0; I literally kill other men's sperm by proximity alone.
Once I got into Minnesota, he picked me up in his bitching Accord; at first I thought this was to simply hide his true self from his peers; later, I learned he was getting his car rebuilt.
We went on dates;
And had lovely meals;
He is my everything.
Hybrid Mode
