The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread

[ylimert01]

Originally Posted by RLFebo

3. Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed spaz gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.


4. Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.



5. Swifty

A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!

"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!

fixed for you...more fitting...