03-26-2009
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Braaaaaaaap!
Join Date: Dec 2008
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
how much for an ip address ban?
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03-26-2009
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#282
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Walls need hugs too
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Plymouth
Drives: V10 Touareg, Beater Jetta, Evo IX
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Originally Posted by RLFebo
well, at least my death will be usefull
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You sir, WIN for that comment.
But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
Spaz badger don't give a shit.
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Originally Posted by Trogdor
Smart chicks are better. Personally I like a girl to give me her thesis on how to solve the economic crisis while I put it in her ass.
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03-26-2009
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#283
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Robbinsdale
Drives: Nissian
Posts: 1,295
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Originally Posted by cmspaz
You sir, WIN for that comment.
But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.
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you know you really should stop talking about your self through someone else... 
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Last edited by ylimert01; 03-26-2009 at 11:19 AM..
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03-26-2009
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#284
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Walls need hugs too
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Plymouth
Drives: V10 Touareg, Beater Jetta, Evo IX
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Um, no. I'd keep his fist, remember?
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Originally Posted by Murlo26
Spaz badger don't give a shit.
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Originally Posted by Trogdor
Smart chicks are better. Personally I like a girl to give me her thesis on how to solve the economic crisis while I put it in her ass.
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03-27-2009
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#285
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Manic Narcissistic
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Burnsville
Drives: IS300
Posts: 1,465
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
3. Swifty
When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.
Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy (pat) gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.
4. Swifty
To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.
He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.
5. Swifty
A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!
"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!
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asshanson: emily was grossed out and asked me what kind of movies i'm into, very awkward
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03-27-2009
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#286
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Robbinsdale
Drives: Nissian
Posts: 1,295
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Originally Posted by RLFebo
3. Swifty
When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.
Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed spaz gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.
4. Swifty
To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.
He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.
5. Swifty
A person with bleached blonde hair- but not the good type of bleached, the gay looking type!
"oh look, theres Swifty, the gay boy!
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fixed for you...more fitting...
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03-28-2009
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#287
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Reynolds number user
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: grove/tempe
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Originally Posted by cmspaz
But he'd probably keep your dick, you know, for later.
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that made me lawl
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03-29-2009
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#288
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You can't buy my Evo.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Abilene, TX/Woodbury,MN
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u.  |
I can has my car back?
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03-30-2009
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#289
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Cold car burnouts FTL
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03-30-2009
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#290
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Originally Posted by GSXMatt
I can has my car back?
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If its still in one piece. |
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04-01-2009
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#291
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Manic Narcissistic
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Burnsville
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
I kinda remember this night. I was a tad drunk. But it was cool hanging out with Frodo. I just wish swifty hadnt been giving him the "im gunna butta yo bread" look all night and creeped him out.
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04-01-2009
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#292
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Lmao! We need moar incriminating pics!
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04-01-2009
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#293
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immune from paybans
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: West Des Moines
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Posts: 4,358
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
HAhahahahahaha. The hobbit story will never stop being funny.
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04-01-2009
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#294
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Smells like cat poop
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: maple grove
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
So... Shitty, I mean Shifty... I mean Swifty. Did you really own a bike once or not? You showed people pictures of "your" bike. Just curious.
http://www.mnsportcompacts.net/forum...=1#post1324854
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04-01-2009
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#295
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Unsure resident asshole
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MN
Drives: '92 Eagle TalonTSI w/many mods
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
jesus fucking H christ! I showed you a pic if the bike a co-worker WANTS to sell me! NEVER did I say it was MINE!
-A. Swift
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744AWHP/526TQ-Shootout mode
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04-01-2009
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#296
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Unsure resident asshole
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: MN
Drives: '92 Eagle TalonTSI w/many mods
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
I'm pretty sure i'm done going out with you fuckin assholes now. once haha joke's on me..but grow the fuck up. like you all have never failed at life. jesus.
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744AWHP/526TQ-Shootout mode
639.6AWHP/452TQ-DB's dyno
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04-01-2009
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#297
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Manic Narcissistic
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Burnsville
Drives: IS300
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.
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170whp/163wtq @ MAP (god I miss turbo)
asshanson: emily was grossed out and asked me what kind of movies i'm into, very awkward
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04-01-2009
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#298
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Walls need hugs too
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Plymouth
Drives: V10 Touareg, Beater Jetta, Evo IX
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
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Originally Posted by RLFebo
Ill admit I have, and Im sure I have plenty of fail pics that you could be photoshopping at this very moment to try and get me back.
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Yeah, but he's too busy cutting himself.
And crying.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Murlo26
Spaz badger don't give a shit.
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Originally Posted by Trogdor
Smart chicks are better. Personally I like a girl to give me her thesis on how to solve the economic crisis while I put it in her ass.
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04-01-2009
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#299
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Manic Narcissistic
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Burnsville
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Maybe you should spend more time trying to be original instead of being a broken record. Work on your material and then come back. Maybe you could sit on your rubber fist for inspiration.
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170whp/163wtq @ MAP (god I miss turbo)
asshanson: emily was grossed out and asked me what kind of movies i'm into, very awkward
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04-01-2009
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Re: The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread
Yea its time to rip on spaz again I think. Surprised he didnt post more pics of razors. I bet those pics came from his camera...
Swifty you know you love us. Listen to me next time when it comes to womenzadvice.  |
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