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Karma is after me...
So this weekend while i was working on my car, i had dropped a 10mm socket in the engine bay, towards the bottom of the car.
I told my buddy steve to jack up my car and ill just quick go under it and get the socket. (the car is lowered so i couldnt just go under and grab it)
So he jacks up the car and i go under, i get over half my body under the car and start to reach for the socket and all of the sudden the car slams down on top of me.
Instantly i pause like "What the fuck just happened?!?!" and then im like "Umm. steve.. would you mind getting this car off of me?" He bends down with just a pale face (which is kinda hard to do for a black guy) and lifts the car up and i slide out from under it.
Luckly i was on my back and im skinny or else there would be no more tom.
After i got out, steve said "After the car dropped i looked down at your feet and they werent moving and said to myself OH SHIT I JUST KILLED TOM."
So i really think karma is after me, or else my car is.
Moral of the story: Jack stands are your friends, use them.
/EndOfStory
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