i need a job, you guys should help me out?

[Raptor]

Start practicing this line and you will go far.

"paper or plastic?"

And if that doesn't work, there is always:

"Would you like fries with that?"

Never done either myself, but my niece managed to do okay with it. When I was sixteen I worked at a small garage in effie MN as a mechanic. I doubt there are too many places like that now days that will hire a kid, but you could always try. Just talk to the smaller shops, maybe something will work out.