Hotdog's man love intro thread

[Hotdog]

First off, it is only by the grace of God, or the fact that most people are fucking retarded, that Kidney is not constantly hit on.

Her boyfriend seems borderline retarded. I'm a small dicked loser, but even I think I could beat the hell out of him and take my rightful place as Kidney's boyfriend. If she wasn't in fucking Idaho, I'd hop on over and sweet her off her feet.

Are we honestly debating the squareness of that girl's face? Really? Because, wow. I mean, look at her. She is attractive. I would fuck it. I totally fuck it, get tired, she'd be unsatisfied, and we'd never speak of the event again.

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

I'm figuring I'll be in the area 72 hours; 72 hours times 5 sexual escapades an hour is 360 condoms.

360 condoms.

Or, failing that, we can just get some balloons.

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

[cmspaz]

Originally Posted by Hotdog

Also, I *AM* hauling my happy ass over to Minnesota come June, so Murlo: Buy the condoms now. I know you're a bit tight on cash cause of your build, so scrimp together a few bucks here and there.

This settles it, we need to have a meet at JJ Clubhouse one more time before Proving Grounds and Murlo needs to show, I'll be buying him a rough rider for the cause.

[Shotgun!]

Originally Posted by Hotdog

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

^^^This

[A//// Guy]

Originally Posted by Hotdog

As for finding women who are actually into cars? It doesn't happen. It really doesn't. You may read about it on forums, but most of those are just lies.

Damn, dirty lies.

Actually they are out there. I currently have one and have had one other in the past.

"Into cars" can vary in terminology but if they have some interest at all in wanted to mod their own, id say thats pretty sweet.

[Kracka]

Originally Posted by A//// Guy

Actually they are out there. I currently have one and have had one other in the past.

"Into cars" can vary in terminology but if they have some interest at all in wanted to mod their own, id say thats pretty sweet.

Word. My wife drives a modded WRX.

[goodhart]

Originally Posted by Kracka

Word. My wife drives a modded WRX.

^^This guy found the golden combo here. One in a million. Hot AND likes car shit. Lucky Bastard haha

[Kracka]

Originally Posted by goodhart

^^This guy found the golden combo here. One in a million. Hot AND likes car shit. Lucky Bastard haha

And she goes to strip clubs with me

[goodhart]

Originally Posted by Kracka

And she goes to strip clubs with me

I hate you.

[Murlo26]

Originally Posted by goodhart

I hate you.

x2

[Matt D.]

Originally Posted by Kracka

And she goes to strip clubs with me

I'd almost go so far to say she likes girls more than you.

[Kracka]

Originally Posted by Matt D.

I'd almost go so far to say she likes girls more than you.

Fingers crossed for HSA w/Anna in Vegas!