Lateral thinking

[unreal808]

lets start off slow with this one.

Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?

[b35talon]

just so that people can ask? :D

[tpunx99GSX]

because corners are scary... boo.

More then likely because the sewage pipes are round they figured it was just easier this way.

[unreal808]

anyone else?

[tpunx99GSX]

dont think so, move on

[Black97civic]

so they can't fall in

A square manhole cover placed vertically could fall through the manhole if it was placed in the hole diagonally.

if you get what I mean

[unreal808]

Yes! next
Deep in the forest was found the body of a man who was wearing only swimming trunks, snorkel and facemask. The nearest lake was 8 miles away and the sea was 100 miles away. How had he died?

[Black97civic]

Fire fighting plane ala mythbusters??

Probably not, but thats all I could think of after seeing that episode

[unreal808]

Yes! Next
A man was walking downstairs in a building when he suddenly realized that his wife had just died. How?

[Halon]

I didn't understand that 2nd one...