Lateral thinking

[CarPsyco84]

Neither. Color is generated by the reflection of light off an object. Certain colors of the spectrum are absorbed by the material, the ones that are reflected represent the color of the object as seen by our eyes. If there is no light, then there are no colors either absorbed or reflected by the object, therefor, the blade of grass technically has no color.

but what if the moon is out? then it's really dark green. HA!!

[BuildADSM]

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object

[Super Bleeder!!]

they cancel out and the universe reboots

[tpunx99GSX]

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object
soooo many sick jokes could go towards this one... ill let this one go.

[tpunx99GSX]

ok i just couldnt,
In other words it would be like saying, "What happens when my penis comes in contact with AJs virgin asshole?"

[niterydr]

they cancel out and the universe reboots
LMAO.
Again, tom is right, this one could get twisted very easily.

[AJ]

Three switches outside a windowless room are connected to three lightbulbs inside the room. How can you determine which switch is connected to which bulb if you are only allowed to enter the room once?

<no cheating, think about it>

[CarPsyco84]

ya, leave the door open duh!!

[AJ]

lol, not even close.

[JET]

There are a lot of ways to do that. Go inside and have someone else flip the switches. Or you could tear apart the walls and see where the wiring goes :D