Lateral thinking

[BuildADSM]

ok i think the first story kinda gave it away

[niterydr]

Whats fun to drive and always in the garage?
A mitsubishi.

[tpunx99GSX]

1 door closes, 9 open. When 9 close, 1 door opens. What is it?

[unreal808]

The enclosure is the womb, and the ten doors are the ten orifices of man, namely his eyes, his ears, his nostrils, his mouth, the apertures for discharge of excreta and urine, and the navel. When the child is still in its mother's womb, the navel is open, but all the other apertures are shut, but when the child issues from the womb the navel is closed and the other orifices are open.

[EclipseGST]

While on lateral thinking... Here are some things to ponder:

You drive in a Parkway but park in a Driveway.

If a fly didnt have wings would it be called a walk?

What color does a smurf turn when you choke it?

[tpunx99GSX]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one and nothing is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

[ABV]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one and nothing is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Yes and no, depending on your definition of sound.

If you look at it as the vibrations transmitted through the air caused by a tree falling, then yes.

If you look at it as the stimulation of the ear drum, then no, because there is no ear drum around to be stimulated. :rolleyes:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sound

[AJ]

Damn, Mark beat me to it!

What color is the grass at night-- green or black?

[LaunchHard]

Green

[ABV]

Damn, Mark beat me to it!

What color is the grass at night-- green or black?Neither. Color is generated by the reflection of light off an object. Certain colors of the spectrum are absorbed by the material, the ones that are reflected represent the color of the object as seen by our eyes. If there is no light, then there are no colors either absorbed or reflected by the object, therefor, the blade of grass technically has no color.