Lateral thinking

[95tsi]

He pushed her down the stairs and killed her.. ??

[unreal808]

I didn't understand that 2nd one...

During a forest fire, a fire-fighting plane had scooped up some water from the lake to drop on the fire. The plane had accidentally picked up the unfortunate swimmer.

[unreal808]

O.K. I have to go to the store so....

The man had visited his wife in hospital. She was on a life-support machine. As he was walking down the stairs all the lights went out. There had been a power cut and the emergency back-up systems had failed. He knew that she had died.

[93sc]

And here I was thinking that he saw her go sailing by after she jumped off the top of the building.

[unreal808]

I'm back, next

A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognised. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?

[stikx]

because you are in heaven you should know these things already?

[unreal808]

He recognized Adam and Eve as the only people without navels. Because they were not born of women, they had never had umbilical cords and therefore they never had navels.

[BuildADSM]

the didn't have belly buttons.... :)

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[unreal808]

Good job!

A man rode into town on Friday. He stayed for three nights and then left on Friday. How come?

[unreal808]

Alright don’t dig to deeply into this one. I have to go to bed now so I can ride into work tomorrow on Friday in the snow on I94 East. I will be back tomorrow on Tuesday night.