11-20-2009
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R U DTF bro?
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funny Swifty story
So a few nights ago I was watching a show on emo girls, their boyfriends, and lives in general on KERA which is a local Dallas TV station ( http://www.kera.org/). They were interviewing this one total fuk-up, emo to the max, pink hair, more metal on her face than the terminator, etc. we all know the type. Anyway, in the background she has her MySpace friends list up on her computer screen and right there dead-center "Anthony Swift"! I couldn't see the picture since it was kinda blury, but the name was in perfect focus. Anyway, thought that was pretty funny and worth sharing 
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I agree with Kracka.
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
You MUST find a copy of that story!
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11-20-2009
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: funny Swifty story
I will write them to see if I can buy a copy for cheap.
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I agree with Kracka.
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
LOL Emo = fail.
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
Hahahahahaha
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
does he have like a billion random myspace friends or something?
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11-20-2009
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Smells like cat poop
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Re: funny Swifty story
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does he have like a billion random myspace friends or something?
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Just under 2 billion. If the womens U of M gymnastics team would have accepted his random friend requests that he sent to the entire team , it would be 2 billion.
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
ooh, so he's one of THOSE.
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
Lmao, how about myspace=fail, who even uses myspace? I deleted mine like last year after I went on and had 400 mafia war invites, and 74 friend requests haha.
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
myspace is just glitchy as hell, and gets hacked about every other week. It was around long before facebook, yet it is now just trying to clone facebook.
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Re: funny Swifty story
It was the shit back in middle school like 5 years ago, and was a very good tool for picking up crazy, slutty chicks, when I was in Chicago, but soon lost it's luster.
Last edited by Constant_Project21; 11-20-2009 at 06:20 PM..
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11-20-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
haha, good find
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Re: funny Swifty story
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Originally Posted by Constant_Project21
was a very good tool for picking up crazy, slutty chicks
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Agreed! 
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Re: funny Swifty story
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Originally Posted by s1ngletracker
myspace is just glitchy as hell, and gets hacked about every other week. It was around long before facebook, yet it is now just trying to clone facebook.
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I used to be a myspace whore, now im a farmville whore. The only reason why i go on either of those sites.
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11-20-2009
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Finally Tuned...
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Re: funny Swifty story
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I used to be a myspace whore, now im a farmville whore. The only reason why i go on either of those sites.
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Farmville was too addicting and i needed to quit. I managed to just quit the game cold turkey and have not been back to it since my crops were planted and died.
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Re: funny Swifty story
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Farmville was too addicting and i needed to quit. I managed to just quit the game cold turkey and have not been back to it since my crops were planted and died.
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they have a bunch of turkey day stuff and now carnival stuff, they also allowed expansion to 22x22. Im now level 34. 
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11-22-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
Haha! Awesome thread ftw
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11-22-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
You have to get a screen shot that is priceless.
My little bro is turning emo on FB, so i made a comment one day "do you know swifty?"
He didn't get it, but it was funny.
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11-23-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
Swifty is the Kevin Bacon of Emo Kids.
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11-23-2009
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Re: funny Swifty story
that would be fairly odd haha, good post kracka
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