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Old 02-07-2007   #1
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To My Darling Husband
To my darling husband,




Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know

about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into

the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so

please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and

when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the

accelerator instead of the brake.


The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a

halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your

kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you

and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot

wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife.


P.S. Your girlfriend called.










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Old 02-07-2007   #2
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Click click..... Boom. Life insurence policy for the win,.
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Old 02-07-2007   #3
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life insurance comment is definitely *way* more funny than the original post!!!
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Old 02-07-2007   #4
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life insurance comment is definitely *way* more funny than the original post!!!
Damn man, where's the LOVE?!?!?!?
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Old 02-07-2007   #5
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HAHA, what a great thread.
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Nice picture.
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Old 02-08-2007   #7
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Damn man, where's the LOVE?!?!?!?
Gah! Sorry man, I just about fell off of my chair when I read that comment though!
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Old 02-08-2007   #8
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Here I'm reading this and I'm feeling really bad. What a funny Joke. Should've put P.s your girlfriend called she has the Clap go to the doctor..hahaha
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