To My Darling Husband
 

To my darling husband,




Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know

about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into

the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so

please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and

when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the

accelerator instead of the brake.


The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a

halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your

kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you

and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot

wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife.


P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Re: To My Darling Husband
 

Click click..... Boom. Life insurence policy for the win,.

Re: To My Darling Husband
 

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life insurance comment is definitely *way* more funny than the original post!!!

Re: To My Darling Husband
 

Damn man, where's the LOVE?!?!?!? :leghump:

Re: To My Darling Husband
 

HAHA, what a great thread.

Re: To My Darling Husband
 

Nice picture.

Re: To My Darling Husband
 

Gah! Sorry man, I just about fell off of my chair when I read that comment though!

Re: To My Darling Husband
 

Here I'm reading this and I'm feeling really bad. What a funny Joke. Should've put P.s your girlfriend called she has the Clap go to the doctor..hahaha