So I'm leaving work and...

96tsiawd · 03-25-2006

I go out to my dirty dirty car and on the back bumper some jackass wrote:

"DSMs R slow! V-Tak owns"

Lol I just about shit my pants. Of all the things to write. I have a feeling it was somebody I know... and I think he did it because he had just a little bit to much sand in his vagina this morning

Anybody else ever had stuff written into the dirt on their dsm?

Talian · 03-25-2006

On mine someone wrote "I wish my wife was this dirty”.
It is not very original, but I still think it's funny. -It happened at Target on a Sunday.

96tsiawd · 03-25-2006

On the holy Sabeth Day no less! lol ; )

98gstaherns · 03-26-2006

lol thats funny!

unreal808 · 03-26-2006

my car is never dirty.

iceminion · 03-26-2006

LOL, my little brother did that, he saw your car in the movie theater parking lot when he took his girlfriend to see "V". I asked him "how to you konw it was kyle" and he said "fart cannon" and I said "yup, thats him"

Eagle_of_Fire · 03-26-2006

I wrote DSM's Rule all over my Buddies dirty STI once... I knew i was gonna hear it cause i own the only dsm at the army base we were at.. As soon as he saw me all he said was "nice one, Line-em up.."

Tauni · 03-26-2006

When my Talon was for sale, Matt and our friend Justin got me pretty good. They stuck paper all in it and out the exhaust that said dumb shit. Plus it was dirty that week, so it got a penis and a "Wash Me". Then they erased the last zero off the $6500. Ass Holes. LOL

Of course they only did it because I wrote all over their windows with window marker, LOL. Paybacks a bitch I guess.

**LingLing** · 03-26-2006

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Originally Posted by iceminion

LOL, my little brother did that, he saw your car in the movie theater parking lot when he took his girlfriend to see "V". I asked him "how to you konw it was kyle" and he said "fart cannon" and I said "yup, thats him"

as i stood there clueless to who we were talking about. but haha, that's kinda funny that this came up.

GSXMatt · 03-26-2006

Tauni wrote "Sexy Ass" and some other random stuff on my car, plus her number and a place where I could meet her later.

And yes my friend and I did cover her car in paper.

joesushi · 03-26-2006

OWNAGE, you know i have nothing against dizms.

**Kracka** · 03-26-2006

I would never write in dirt on someone's paint, I am too finicky about scratches and would kill someone if they did it to any of my cars.

NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE · 03-26-2006

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Originally Posted by S2kracka

I would never write in dirt on someone's paint, I am too finicky about scratches and would kill someone if they did it to any of my cars.

Same way I am too

Tauni · 03-26-2006

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Originally Posted by GSXMatt

Tauni wrote "Sexy Ass" and some other random stuff on my car, plus her number and a place where I could meet her later.

And yes my friend and I did cover her car in paper.

It was comical I will admitt.

Shotgun! · 03-26-2006

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Originally Posted by S2kracka

I would never write in dirt on someone's paint, I am too finicky about scratches and would kill someone if they did it to any of my cars.

Indeed sir! I would be pissed!

joesushi · 03-26-2006

96tsiawd check your pms.

eclipseGSX108 · 03-27-2006

never had any words written in dirt but i have had some kid at school key my hood

. So i removed his valve stems from his tires.

Steeltwo · 03-27-2006

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Originally Posted by eclipseGSX108

never had any words written in dirt but i have had some kid at school key my hood

. So i removed his valve stems from his tires.

what happens when you get to the last thread on the stem?

does it shoot out like a rocket?

96tsiawd · 03-27-2006

hey joesushi I didnt mean that you were a jackass like that, come on man ; ) I thought it was alex actually because i could see him putting "v-tak" on there. The car was dirty and now its washed [it needed it obviously], no harm no foul, end of story. Not like I have never written in dirt on someones car.

Also thats a damn good memory for only seeing the talon once at kk last fall

iceminion · 03-27-2006

My brother and I have been seeing your car alot at college, we were tempted more then once to steal your windshield wipers