Official Joke Thread!

[98gstaherns]

Two anti american protesters were boarding a flight from london one had the window seat and the other had the center seat. The aisle seat had a U.S marine in the seat heading back to the states, after they take off the marine kicks off his shoes to relax. A few hours into the flight the man at the window seat said he needed to get out to get a coke. The marine said "No no sit ill grab it for you." So the marine gets up goes to the back of the plane to get a coke. As he is doing so The protester grabs one of the marines shoes and spits in it. When the marine gets back the man in the center seat says "man that looks good will you get me one?" the marine smiles and say "Sure." As he goes back to grab the coke the other man spits in his other shoe. The marine returns and give him his coke, then sits back down to enjoy the rest of the flight. The plane then lands and the marine puts on his shoes and he immediately feels the spit in his shoes. He rolls his eyes and look at the two men and says " Why Do we have to be so hostile to each other, Spit in shoes and piss in cokes?"