I heard this was someone on the boards??

[tpunx99GSX]

Back when i was in california, i was fabbing some pipes for my buddies intercooler. I knew it would be a long night and the kid wanted me to change his oil as well. I told him there wouldnt be enought time for me to do everything, so he should just jack up his car and do it himself while i am cutting the pipes. (we were in my works warehouse area that had all kinds of nifty tools.)
First fail question:
"Umm... where do i put the Jack"
Well you can start with under the car. lol So i show him where to brace it.
Next Fail:
Im back cutting and he comes in, "How do i change my oil?" ARE YOU SERIOUS.
I tell him to undo the drain plug into a pan, then take off the filter, then fill it up and you are done.
Final Fail:
I come walking over and hes pouring in his large jug of oil.... i stop dead in my tracks. "umm... did you put the drain plug back in?" "FUCK" Well time to go get some more mobile 1. ::SLAPS HEAD::