The official DSMstyle Swifty bashing thread

[A//// Guy]

Ownage at its finest!

[polishmafia]

You're in time out, Swifty.

Please take this time to post emo status updates on FB, as well as steal pictures from people's profiles and claim that they sent them to you personally.

[A//// Guy]

I cant even eat because he cant retaliate... lol!

[Febo]

do DO do do, do DO do, do Do do do, DO da do do.

[asshanson]

Originally Posted by polishmafia

steal pictures from people's profiles and claim that they sent them to you personally

You mean... you DONT facebook stalk?

[goodhart]

Originally Posted by RLFebo

do DO do do, do DO do, do Do do do, DO da do do.

LOL@ jeopardy tunes

[Febo]

I really hope this ban didnt push swift to the limit, I mean he was Emo before, now what is he going to be?

[cmspaz]

Remember swifty, it's down the road, not across it.

[Febo]

Gotta do a U turn too tho and then make a left at the top of the highway

[mdost03]

LOL this thread delivers.

[A//// Guy]

Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u.

[Febo]

Originally posted 12-21-2007

Originally Posted by Swifty1638

lol! I forgot I sent ya that pic chris!

I'm drinking right now..all is better..this week rocks. I JUST hit my hours at work to get my pay increase..more parts for the dirty slut!

-A. Swift

P.S. Scheides..I want to drive your evo again. I've been looking into buying one once I get outta the house and am stable again..I miss newer cars. merry xmas.

we all need to go out and jsut hash shit out..drink somewhere..guitar hero 3 anyone?

Gee, I think Im going to talk about buying an evo for maybe 1-12 years, then maybe never do it, all while dumping shit tons of money into my car that Ill never get back. Ahhhhh life is so confusssssiiinnnnggggg wheres my razor blade and my wrist.

[cmspaz]

Swifty's best friends:

[scheides]

This thread ftw. Swifty, I found a new hobby for you to try:

http://englishrussia.com/?p=2367 (broken now, check back later)

Moar soap for you in the meantime:

[Febo]

Should ask spaz for his rubber fist too. You could double penetrate.

[cmspaz]

Originally Posted by RLFebo

Should ask spaz for his rubber fist too. You could double penetrate.

WHILE cutting yourself.

It would be the ultimate display of faggotry and emoness, which is right up your alley!

[tehehodi]

To our beloved swifty:

We started writing poems about you now for all to see

Patrick i have nothing emo to say so....this is my status

yesterday 12:05am

Peter at 12:12am March 24
My soul yearns for the longing touch like the withering cacti waiting for a glimpse of eternal rainfall. wat 0_o
Patrick at 12:13am March 24
something swifty would say... o.O whoa! my soul yearns for yours...lmao
Jake at 12:14am March 24
I hurt myself, so I can feel alive. Lulz!
Peter at 12:18am March 24
No swifty would be more like: The pain is too great, like a piercing thorn in the wildebeasts side as he grazes innocently among the patches of dry sorrowful grains. lolz
Emily at 12:18am March 24
get a room you two butt buddies.
Peter at 12:19am March 24
Stay out of this subivageen lover!
Jake at 12:19am March 24
LOL!

stfu Emily, this thread delivers!
Patrick at 12:23am March 24
it does deliver, like the horse behind swifty
Jake at 12:25am March 24
By the beard of Zeus!

http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data...n-internet.jpg
Patrick at 12:26am March 24
my tears fall unto the wittered garden on which your heart was made and blossom a beautiful rose garden of which thy yearn for
Peter at 12:26am March 24
Like a deer in the woods swifty stands gracefully waiting for the buck (or hobbit, midget, whatever's next in his journey to manhood) so that he can be mounted like never before. lolz ok im out. bedtime hahaha
Jake at 12:27am March 24
These seem like they would be the lyrics for some the songs by "The Used"
Patrick at 12:27am March 24
no, this is so midnight summers dream by Shakespeare
Patrick at 12:28am March 24
thy wait by thy window to see thy hobbit face on thy midget body!
Jake at 12:33am March 24
Swifty, Sometimes if you love a hobbit to much, it will actually hurt more.
Ryder at 1:41am March 24
Love is an eternal flame deep in your soul that always burns and will soon consume you leaving only but ashes to blow away in a mid summers night breeze.


anybody else like to contribute? lol!!!

[tehehodi]

Originally Posted by A//// Guy

Hey guis. Check out this evo. omfghi2uevoi<3u.

he'll probably be on the evo forums now....

should pay ban him there to..

[asshanson]

How do you guys come up with that stuff? Pretty good. I especially like the razors in the soap.

[Febo]

Anthony
i saw the posts on style in my bashing thread

Ryder
lol, its all in good fun

Anthony
mmmhmmm

you all can rot in hell.

i'll melt my bars of soap and cut you all up

then throw you in a crockpot, cook you with veggies and serve you to the homeless downtown.

fuckers.

Ryder

well, at least my death will be usefull