User Name Changes--opintions needed

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Glad I got some people's attention with the misspelled title :P How would people feel about these options:

-$25 donation to MitsuStyle.com
-prize donation for an event, must be worth $25 (this is preferable to the basic monetary donation)
-be bitch at an event. This means you take orders from Me, MattD, and anyone else I say, come early for setup and possibly stay late for clean-up. You need to flip hot dogs when he says flip and move tables when I say move them. If you receive two orders at the same time, you then also have to do push-ups. Maybe you'll get to do the pull-off by yourself too :P If you ask what this is, then you are FOR SURE doing it by yourself.

All of these come with stipulations. No name changing more than once every 6 months. Your name will not change until you have fulfilled your duty to MitsuStyle. No more than 3 bitches per event.