OMG my ass hurts so bad!

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Hey, they don't call me captain tool for nothing!?! Or was that captain cool....hrm, anyways I think it's ff'ing flare wrench season, everyone and their mom was out of the metric ones...I'm thinking of reporting this to Tools Unlimited and possibly backing their lobbying for a shorter metric season next year...this year the population was nearly wiped out!!!