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Old 12-06-2006   #1
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What level of hell are you going to?

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Old 12-06-2006   #2
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Oops, better work on some things.. "A pimp is a good thing to be: True" LOL
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Old 12-06-2006   #3
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

Apparently I'm wicked and bad and should be damned to the...

Seventh Level of Hell!!!!!!!

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Old 12-06-2006   #4
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

I was on the seventh level. This is something I should work on.
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Old 12-06-2006   #5
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
LOL, me too.
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

4th level, that was werid.
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Old 12-06-2006   #7
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

Level 8. Hmm....I see a trend.
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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer."
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Old 12-06-2006   #9
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

Level 1 - Limbo

I'm a damn saint compared to you guys!!
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Old 12-06-2006   #10
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6, I could see how to score 1-10 though based on the questions.

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Old 12-06-2006   #11
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Interesting.. Purgatory..
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Old 12-06-2006   #12
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

All these 7 and 8 guys must have answered yes to the gay questions.

Wow, if I was actually going to hell, it'd only be the second level. Don't have to worry about that one.
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

Yeah, I'm not going to feel as comfortabe around with some of these guys.
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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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Re: What level of hell are you going to?

Lucky Level 8, I wish i was going to Level 9, Maybe ill have to work on that so i can sit next to the father. LOL jk
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Old 12-06-2006   #16
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Second Level of Hell - Lustful!!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

SWEET!! I'm going to be molested and kick it with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy for an eternity!!!
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Second Level of Hell - Lustful!!

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

SWEET!! I'm going to be molested and kick it with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy for an eternity!!!

See you there. Cleopatra should be cool to hang with!
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Sixth Level of Hell
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Appearantly, I am a Heretic and going to the 6th level of hell.
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See you there. Cleopatra should be cool to hang with!
I'm bumpin uglies fo sho. I've got dibs on Helen.......they might as well just send me to heaven.
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