Official Joke Thread!

[Talian]

-Beware of old ladies!

Three mischievous old ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
About then an old man walked by, and one of the old ladies yelled out,
"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old ladies said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The old ladies stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times,
asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said,
"You're 84 years old!"

"How in the world did you guess?"

The old ladies, snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear,
all three happily yelled in unison, "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!"