Real life Pirates. ARRRRRR

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Yeah, that article pretty much proves that somalis suck at being pirates. They were outrun by a 440ft cruise ship? He even tried to ram them! I'm picturing a couple of upside down tin sheds full of refugees paddeling with rusty AK's and RPG's. I dont think they wanted to rob the ship so much as board it so they could emmigrate to another country.
It would have worked too, until Ahkmed and Jafar started shooting. It worked for that other group of Somalis, I think they just sank their own boat as soon as they saw a US Navy ship knowing they would be picked up.