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Old 08-08-2007   #1
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Wanna put a halt on crime?
Then quit touching yourself!

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/8...S_Masturbation
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Old 08-08-2007   #2
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Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
And here I thought I was a fairly law obiding citizen. Turns out I'm the uni-eye-bomber!
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Old 08-08-2007   #3
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Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
Damn, link blocked by my work firewall!
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Old 08-08-2007   #4
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And here I thought I was a fairly law obiding citizen. Turns out I'm the uni-eye-bomber!
LOL!!!
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Old 08-08-2007   #5
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Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

So if places like... oh.... let's say... SBR would hire less jerkoffs, the problem would be fixed?
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Old 08-08-2007   #6
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Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
That's some funny shit!
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Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
It didn't work, but the "where to buy anit-masturbation equipment" link at the bottom of the page made me laugh pretty hard.
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Old 08-08-2007   #8
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not the blue lampshade, which wyotech campus are you going to?
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Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
"Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. "

All I can say is wow... I guess everyone can have their opinions, but these people are just too far out there for me to comprehend.
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Old 08-08-2007   #10
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OMG ... Too funny!
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They forgot one, wasting your seed in countless woman
Can lead to blindness
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