Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

Then quit touching yourself!

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/8...S_Masturbation

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

And here I thought I was a fairly law obiding citizen. Turns out I'm the uni-eye-bomber!

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

Damn, link blocked by my work firewall!

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

LOL!!!

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

So if places like... oh.... let's say... SBR would hire less jerkoffs, the problem would be fixed?

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

That's some funny shit!

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

It didn't work, but the "where to buy anit-masturbation equipment" link at the bottom of the page made me laugh pretty hard.

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

not the blue lampshade, which wyotech campus are you going to?

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

"Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. "

All I can say is wow... I guess everyone can have their opinions, but these people are just too far out there for me to comprehend.

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

OMG ... Too funny!

Re: Wanna put a halt on crime?
 

They forgot one, wasting your seed in countless woman
Can lead to blindness