04-03-2005
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Asshat King
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Yep, Quite the Weekend
So long story short (I'll tell more later), last night I was at this bar in Lexington, Kentucky. I'm fairly drunk and start dancing with this gal I knew was probably in her 30s. Lone behold, she starts telling me about how she is 35 and just got out of prison! I'm thinking to myself, WTF? So we keep dancing and talking and I eventually find out she was thrown in prison because of too many OWIs/DUIs. Before I know it, I'm starting to learn the definition of what a true bar whore is. This gal was basically groping and getting all over every guy(including me) she could find aged from 21-75 in the bar.
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Mr. Me Too
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
So did you tap it or what?
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04-03-2005
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Any 2 card caller.
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Did you show her your "O" face????
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04-03-2005
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Haha why were you in Kentucky?
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04-03-2005
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Any 2 card caller.
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
The sheep are prettier.....
Just joking with ya Jakey!!!! 
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"I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
It's always the second mouse that gets the cheese....
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Superjealousfragilemisswithsexualneurosis----John Valby
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04-03-2005
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Dude, if u didnt hit it, i dunno about you, thats like taking candy from a baby right there.
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Area code 166 represent
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Or like taking an STD from a baby. Well it was kentucky!
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Unsure resident asshole
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Yea..sorry bro. When chicks are that easy..it's just not fun. I bet she wasn't even attractive..u'd hafta bag her face er sumthin.
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Is funding Exxon.
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Just get a blow job in the parking lot, then leave. Not that I have ever done that before... 
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04-03-2005
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Mr. Me Too
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
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Just get a blow job in the parking lot, then leave. Not that I have ever done that before... |
If I would have been in the parking lot, she would have had the whitest teeth Id ever cum a cross!
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04-04-2005
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DSM Rapist
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
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Originally Posted by JET
Just get a blow job in the parking lot, then leave. Not that I have ever done that before... |
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That accord ;)
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
I wouldn't have taken her home, that's for sure. Someone that easy, it's like dippin your dick in the blue water of a portajohn. Never know wtf is in there.
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Unsure resident asshole
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
She prolly had herpes in the mouth, and crabs in the nose er sumthin..
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Hahaha.
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04-03-2005
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Asshat King
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
There was definitely no tapping, I took a permanent raincheck on that. I kept it to fooling around on the dance floor. She was there with a her parents and some relatives (I think that's who they were at least) and was being encouraged by them to act completely wild. She was more of a but-ter face but had a pretty damn nice body. Sorry Erik there was no 'O' face.
The bar we were at was called Austin City Saloon which for you country music fans, is where Montgomery Gentry and John Michael Montgomery began their careers.
A couple of my buddies did bring a couple of "thick" girls back to the hotel room Thursday night though. The best part with that is the one girl had contacts in so she took them out and placed them in cups near our sink. In the morning I guess someone either drank (literally) her contacts or poored them down the sink because one of the first things I heard Friday morning was, "which one of ya'll drank my contact." It was absolutely hilarious!
Peter I was in Kentucky for an Ag Engineering Conference with schools from around the Midwest. We were there with UW-Madison, U of Illinois, OH State, Michigan State, Purdue, Nebraska, and Kentucky. I had a hell of a good time. 8 of us from ISU drove down Thursday afternoon and came back this morning. I had the opportunity to tour the Wild Turkey Distillery, a University of Kentucky Animal Research Facility, and the Claiborne Farm. The Claiborne Farm was by far my favorite tour and by looking around their website, many of you will probably recognize some of the race horses they have produced over the years: http://www.claibornefarm.com/
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Last edited by Jakey; 04-03-2005 at 11:26 PM..
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04-04-2005
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Doggie style are what but-terfaces are for!
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04-05-2005
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R U DTF bro?
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
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Doggie style are what but-terfaces are for!
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This man knows whats up!
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Captain J-Sack
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Why is it you always end up with some fucked up shit like that?
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04-04-2005
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Asshat King
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
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Originally Posted by Jacek
Why is it you always end up with some fucked up shit like that?
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I guess it's a habit. 
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04-05-2005
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Re: Yep, Quite the Weekend
Let me Guess She was poured into her jeans SAGGY tits 9 pounds of make up, Her hair was HUGE BLONDE AND CURLY!!! Right or no?
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