Yep, Quite the Weekend
 

So long story short (I'll tell more later), last night I was at this bar in Lexington, Kentucky. I'm fairly drunk and start dancing with this gal I knew was probably in her 30s. Lone behold, she starts telling me about how she is 35 and just got out of prison! I'm thinking to myself, WTF? So we keep dancing and talking and I eventually find out she was thrown in prison because of too many OWIs/DUIs. Before I know it, I'm starting to learn the definition of what a true bar whore is. This gal was basically groping and getting all over every guy(including me) she could find aged from 21-75 in the bar.

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So did you tap it or what?

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Did you show her your "O" face????

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Haha why were you in Kentucky?

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The sheep are prettier.....

Just joking with ya Jakey!!!! :D

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Dude, if u didnt hit it, i dunno about you, thats like taking candy from a baby right there.

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Or like taking an STD from a baby. Well it was kentucky!

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Yea..sorry bro. When chicks are that easy..it's just not fun. I bet she wasn't even attractive..u'd hafta bag her face er sumthin.

-A. Swift

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Just get a blow job in the parking lot, then leave. Not that I have ever done that before... :cool:

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I wouldn't have taken her home, that's for sure. Someone that easy, it's like dippin your dick in the blue water of a portajohn. Never know wtf is in there.

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She prolly had herpes in the mouth, and crabs in the nose er sumthin..

-A. Swift

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Hahaha.

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If I would have been in the parking lot, she would have had the whitest teeth Id ever cum a cross!

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There was definitely no tapping, I took a permanent raincheck on that. I kept it to fooling around on the dance floor. She was there with a her parents and some relatives (I think that's who they were at least) and was being encouraged by them to act completely wild. She was more of a but-ter face but had a pretty damn nice body. Sorry Erik there was no 'O' face. :D

The bar we were at was called Austin City Saloon which for you country music fans, is where Montgomery Gentry and John Michael Montgomery began their careers.

A couple of my buddies did bring a couple of "thick" girls back to the hotel room Thursday night though. The best part with that is the one girl had contacts in so she took them out and placed them in cups near our sink. In the morning I guess someone either drank (literally) her contacts or poored them down the sink because one of the first things I heard Friday morning was, "which one of ya'll drank my contact." It was absolutely hilarious!

Peter I was in Kentucky for an Ag Engineering Conference with schools from around the Midwest. We were there with UW-Madison, U of Illinois, OH State, Michigan State, Purdue, Nebraska, and Kentucky. I had a hell of a good time. 8 of us from ISU drove down Thursday afternoon and came back this morning. I had the opportunity to tour the Wild Turkey Distillery, a University of Kentucky Animal Research Facility, and the Claiborne Farm. The Claiborne Farm was by far my favorite tour and by looking around their website, many of you will probably recognize some of the race horses they have produced over the years: http://www.claibornefarm.com/

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Doggie style are what but-terfaces are for!

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Why is it you always end up with some fucked up shit like that?

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I guess it's a habit. :confused:

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Let me Guess She was poured into her jeans SAGGY tits 9 pounds of make up, Her hair was HUGE BLONDE AND CURLY!!! Right or no?

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Wisconsin does have a lot in common with Iowa I guess, eh? :D