How to find inner peace....

Jana · 09-30-2005

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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I thought this was kind of funny.... hope you guys enjoy it too.

Outlaw1 · 09-30-2005

I was just thinking about getting some inner piece.

niterydr · 09-30-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by DSMChick

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil Show, I have finally
found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a
package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some
Saltines and a box of Godiva Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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I thought this was kind of funny.... hope you guys enjoy it too.

Lol, I was going to say, "you'll never make it to the coffee"...lol.
Great post.

LaunchHard · 09-30-2005

Thats freakin hilarious, and i hate dr. phil he's a total duche.

rk4g63 · 09-30-2005

I could suggest on how to find inner peace in many other ways, particularly from the depths of oneself - but I don't wanna get kicked either. LOL!!!!

tpunx99GSX · 10-01-2005

Im about to find some inner peace on the toilet, but other then that, the journey to inner peace is sitting in the freakin garage, but tomarrow ill be a little closer to that goal hopefully. LOL

MATCHBX · 10-01-2005

Is that where you keep the 5 year olds chained up? In the garage?

I found inner peace last nite. And tonite I will find much more. I have to celebrate the new house!!!!

AJ · 10-01-2005

I found inner peace buy having to finish a can of black olives last night. I think I am going to find all the inner peace I need in a few horus.