official 2-line joke thread. don't hate.

[FattyBoomBatty]

hey because you can only have one sentence in the other one, this one is for strictly two sentence jokes.

I'll start.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken have kids together?

because Ken came in another box.

[AJ]

What should you give a man who has everything?

A mute nymphomanic 18 year old girlfriend.

[FattyBoomBatty]

there are three types of people in this world.

those who can count, and those who can't.

[Emcee gsxtc]

8-)) LOL


What do you call the owner of 3 reliable running dsms?

A Liar.