Thieves just suck

[Raptor]

Little Bastards! I hear a radio out in the shop, walk out find a cop standing there (Damn cute female cop!) with a bunch of my bank statements, cancelled checks etc. They apparently were stolen from my mailbox and were found on edmonds street or something like that. Great, now I get to watch all my accounts closer for a few months.

On a side note, I was trying to come up with a good way to get arrested by her, but nothing came to mind. I must be slipping. I do have her business card however

[EclipseGST]

HAHA... Nice Mike. If anything, next time something happens or anything in the future just ask for her when you call the police department.

[Raptor]

I was considering telling her I had crack in my posession and she should do some serious frisking

[Matt D.]

Originally Posted by Raptor

I was considering telling her I had crack in my posession and she should do some serious frisking

She'd probably have left during the time it took you to run into the house to down a geritol and viagra.

[At-Least-It's-An-Evo]

Originally Posted by Matt D.

She'd probably have left during the time it took you to run into the house to down a geritol and viagra.

hahaha

[Goat Blower]

I'm sure she's not into asscrack.

Originally Posted by Raptor

I was considering telling her I had crack in my posession and she should do some serious frisking

[howslowcanyougo]

Should have asked her to play with her handcuffs and "night stick".........;->

[EclipseGST]

She had a night stick? Yikes!

[FattyBoomBatty]

Originally Posted by howslowcanyougo

Should have asked her to play with herhandcuffs and your "night stick".........;->

fixed

[niterydr]

Originally Posted by Matt D.

She'd probably have left during the time it took you to run into the house to down a geritol and viagra.

LMAO!!

[JET]

Thieves do suck Mike, sorry I stole 4000 points from you

[Raptor]

Doesn't seem to matter, you missed the 20K I had in the bank and it looks like they reproduced