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Old 03-09-2005   #1
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause your ugly......

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Why did Swanny cross the road?

Cause he had his dick stuck in the chicken.


Ever hear the one about the DSM jack and the idiot that couldn't figure out how it worked? hahahaha.
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Old 03-09-2005   #2
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Swanny! You didn't!!!
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Greatest Thread Ever!
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Old 03-09-2005   #4
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Stfu Noobs!
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yes sir "DSM Jack Expert". LOL!
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Old 03-09-2005   #6
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
That reminds me a little of the valve cover technician.
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HAHA too funny!
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pull my finger HA HA
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Pull my finger HA HA
Why? Is it stuck in the chicken too??????
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Do you still have the thermostat puller at QPR?
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That reminds me a little of the valve cover technician.
I thought it was "head gasket technician"?
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Wtf?
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Do you still have the thermostat puller at QPR?
Josh took it with him when he resigned
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did Mike cross the road?






















I don't know but if you say his dick was stuck in Swanny, you may not want to go to QPR anytime soon.









Hey! I didn't say it.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Your getting curbed.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Your getting curbed.
I agree, hes gonna get curbed.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lol!
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Allan will be busy that day "playing" with his cat.
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
It's better than having my dick stuck in Swanny. wOOt
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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
What if Mike's old age is getting to his memory and this is why the chicken really corss the road.

Swanny dick was stuck in Mike who was going for coffee and the chicken's dick was stuck in swanny. Just another situation to think about.
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