Funny Craigslist post..

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Pasted for posterity! Gotta read the cons section. Original post is here: http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/cs...915716922.html

Title"1979 GMC CHICK MAGNET CUSTOM COOL SPEED RACER!! TRADE?? - $1600 (SHERBURNE COUNTY)"


for sale I have a 1979 gmc sierra. This truck is just a headache for me I am picking up more babes in this thing then I can handle due to its 400 small block with headers and dual thrust mufflers that drive the ladies nuts! Quick truck due too its natural light wieght mods such as missing most the truck due too rust. Truck runs great. Custom sprayed painted racing stripes to enhance the look that your in a car is from fast and furious. (which it might be I think vin diesel drove this truck in the first one)

pros- truck runs great, 400 sbc, turbo 350 tranny, edelbrock carb, one wheel wonder so when doing burnouts you burn the tires of just half as fast. Old jensen radio with a couple home speakers to crank your favorite jams.

cons- better be single or the wifey will be mad at all the babes hitting on you when your in this bad boy. horn doesnt work. gas gauge doesnt work most the time. Seat cover is ripped.

If interested give me a call or text 612-850-3952 $1600 obo or trade? open to 500cc or better bikes such as cbr fzr r6 ninja yamaha honda suzuki kawasaki or trade for big tool box tools snap on craftsman mac huskey or trade for mini bikes 4 or 3 wheelers go cart kart dune buggy k5 blazer turbo cars fast cars 4 banger pickups must be manual trannys 94-96 impala ss parts rims 5x5 or ??????
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• Location: SHERBURNE COUNTY
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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