liquid assets

[TkrPerformance]

LIQUID ASSETS
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would
> have $49.00 today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00
> today.
> If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would
> have $0.00 today.
> But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
> then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received
> $214.00.
> Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
> heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
> A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
> Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a
> year.
> That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!

[crazy_skier]

hahaha very nice!!

[Kracka]

LOL I wonder how much we drink?

[craig]

not enough

[EclipseGST]

22 Gallons? That's it? Hmmm, we need to raise the bar people!

[NOT THE BLUE LAMPSHADE]

bahahahahah! That's going on my refrigerator!

And craig's right. We don't drink enough. I know I don't.

[Kevin 1G Drummer]

I think I consumed enough for two people in Duluth...

[craig]

more like 3

[Super Bleeder!!]

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

bwahahah riiiiight

[311evo]

Originally Posted by craig

more like 3

three 40 year old men who weigh a minimum 400lbs each.

without shoes.

[b00stcreep21]

Yeah, I deffinatley an bringing that drinking average up....