Chicks Dig Me, Men Fear Me!

[Raptor]

Must be the car :bounce: 1G's Rule and Blue is the fastest color.

Okay, back to reality. Raptor, also known as Mike and on occasion Gramps by a few young punks that need a good beating. At any rate, I am a reluctant Minnesotan (rather be in Texas where it isn't snowing) I can't wait for the 2 warm months this state has so I can get out the blue cheese and woop up on some slow boat 2G's and 3S's. I am part owner of QPR where of all things i am known for making the fastest Toilet Paper roll holder known to man! What a claim to fame.

For the record, I am not the oldest and in fact I heard recently that not only was the fossil also known as Vicious much much older than myself, but Ecoli is like 40 or something. Hmmm, I think there is some harrassment to catch up on here.